Hey you!
Are you all ears?
Well, get ready to hear the funniest ear jokes around!
From puns to one-liners, we’ve got 50+ hilarious zingers that will have you laughing so hard, your ears might just fall off.
Whether you’ve got lobes as big as Dumbo’s or tiny little ones, these jokes are ear-resistible!
So, quit stalling and get ready to indulge in some sweet ear candy.
Let’s get started, shall we?
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Jokes About Ears
Why did the ear go to medical school? To become an inner doctor, of course!
Why did the ear refuse to listen to the jokes? Because they were all ear-relevant.
How many ears does a Mr. Potato Head have? Spud-ears!
Why did Van Gogh cut off his ear? He wanted to make an ear-responsible decision.
What do you call an ear that loves to jam? An earring!
Why did the ear ask the phone to speak louder? It had a hearing-impaired.
Why did the ear book a session with a therapist? It was having an existential ear-sis.
What do you call an elephant with small ears? Anything you like, it can’t ear you anyway!
What do you call an ear that comes back to life? A resurrectin’.
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Its shadow, and elephant ears.
Why do ears rewind? To check if they heard it right.
What happened to the man who lost his left ear? He’s all right now.
What kind of disease does an ear hate the most? Mannequin-itis.
Why did the earphone refuse to speak to the other? They had an audio-mosity.
Why did the broccoli go to show business? Ear-pleasing.
What did the left ear say to the right ear? We got to stop listening to all this bad music, it’s giving us ear-regular heartbeats.
Why do some people have bigger ears than others? Because size does matter – at least when it comes to sonic booms.
What do you call an ear that is used for spying on your sibling? A hear-say detector.
What do ears like for breakfast? Pop-sickles.
What do you get when you cross an ear and a snowman? You get frost bite!
Why do elephants never use earbuds? Because they prefer to use their trunks!
What sounds do you hear when cows listen to music? Moo-sic!
Why couldn’t the ear listen to the radio? It was already busy hearing the music of life!
What do you get when you cross an ear and a clock? An ear-o-clock!
What do you call an ear that’s gone to sleep? A soundly sleeper!
Why do cows have big ears? Because they have a lot of grass to listen to!
Why did the corn stare at the ear? Because the ear of corn was so much better-looking!
Why are ears not good at tennis? Because they always get a hearing aid!
What did one ear say to the other ear? We’re hearing voices!
What do you call a doctor who specializes in ear disorders? An ostitis!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor’s office? It had an ear infection!
Why did the elephant get its ears checked out? It hurt its trunk, and couldn’t hear well!
What do you say to an ear when it apologizes? No need to ear-ring it up again!
Why did the bunny go to the doctor? It had a fuzzy ear-ache!
What’s the best way to get an earworm out of your head? Listen to a different tune!
What do you call a musical earwig? A hummable chum!
What do you call an ear that’s always trying to get attention? An ear-philosopher!
Why did the ear go to school? To learn how to ear-read!
What do you say when your ears start ringing? I think I can hear a bell ringing up there!
What do you call a hearing aid that can play music? Ear-buds!
Did you hear about the ear that went on strike? It was fed up with hearing all the gossip.
What’s the most annoying type of ear? A nosy one.
Why did the ear cross the road? To get to the other side of the head.
What do you call a group of ears? A hearing aid.
Why did the magician need bigger ears? So he could pull off better disappearing acts.
Why did the ear go to the doctor? It was feeling a little lobe-sided.
How do you know if an ear is telling the truth? You can always hear the honesty in its tone.
What did one ear say to the other ear? I love the way you hear things out.
Why don’t ears get along with noses? They’re always sticking their business in where it doesn’t belong.
What’s the most forgetful part of the ear? The lobe, of course.
Why shouldn’t you ever trust an ear? It’s always eavesdropping.
What did one ear say to the other ear when the music stopped? That was ear-responsible!
How do you get a difficult ear to listen? Whisper sweet nothings in it.
Why did the ear join the soccer team? It wanted to hear the cheering fans.
Why did the ear get arrested? It was caught listening in on classified conversations.
What do you call an ear that’s always on the cutting edge of technology? A Bluetooth ear.
Why did the ear go to school? To learn how to keep its hearing sharp.
Why do ears love heavy metal music? They just can’t resist the ear-splitting sound.
Why did the ear refuse to go to the beach? It didn’t want to hear about the sand in its crevices.
Why do elephant ears always flap around so much? They’re trying to hear all the gossip from miles away.
Up to You!
Well, well, well, looks like you’ve reached the end of this ear-tickling post!
You must have some strong listening skills to have made it this far.
Hopefully, you’ve indulged in a good laugh or two (or 50+) and learned a thing or two about the amazing ear.
Remember, the next time someone asks why you have two ears, don’t be afraid to reply with a punny punchline!
Thanks for listening, and keep those ears open for more laughter!
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