Home » Jokes » Dad Jokes » 50+ Jokes About Dads And Daughters

50+ Jokes About Dads And Daughters

Hey there, daddy-o!

So, you think you’re the funniest dad on the block, huh?

Well, get ready to put your dad jokes to the test because we’ve got 50+ knee-slapping, eye-rolling, and belly-laughing jokes about dads and daughters.

Whether you’re looking to embarrass your little princess, bond with your teenage rebel, or just need some fresh material for Father’s Day, we’ve got you covered.

So sit back, relax, and prepare to earn some serious “cool dad” points with these jokes that are as funny as they are cringy.

Jokes About Dads And Daughters

Why did the dad cross the road with his daughter? To get to the dad joke on the other side!


Did you hear about the dad who couldn’t stop making jokes about his daughter’s math homework? He was always trying to multiply the fun!


What do you call a dad who’s always hanging out with his daughter’s friends? A chaper-dad!


Why did the dad take his daughter to the car wash? Because she wanted to have a wash with him!


How does a dad keep his daughter happy? By telling her jokes that are punbelievable!


Why did the dad get a tattoo of his daughter’s face on his arm? To show her that he loves her a tat-too!


What do you get when you mix a dad and a daughter? A dadughter!


Why did the dad take his daughter to the zoo? To show her how to monkey around!


Did you hear about the dad who never left his daughter’s side? He was always her constant dad-viser!


What do you call a dad who always gives his daughter money? A loan wolf!


What did the dad say when his daughter asked him for the car keys? Don’t worry, I’ll drive you crazy!


Why did the dad buy his daughter a dachshund? So she could have a hot dog!


How do you make a dad and daughter laugh? Just tell them to leaf them alone!


Why did the dad get into a fistfight with his daughter’s boyfriend? Because he was trying to swipe right on his daughter’s heart!


What did the dad say when his daughter got her first job? Looks like you’re on the right track!


Why did the dad pick up his daughter’s guitar? To show her how to rock out!


What did the dad say when his daughter asked him to fix her bike? I wheel get right on it!


Why did the dad and daughter go on a camping trip? So they could bond-fire!


What did the dad say when his daughter asked him what he wanted for Father’s Day? Just your love and some dad jokes!


Why did the dad tell his daughter to stop hanging out with the other dads’ daughters? Because he thought they were getting into dad company!


Why did the dad take his daughter to a toy store? He wanted to buy her a Barbie to play with… but he just couldn’t Ken-t.


What do you call a dad who is really good at doing his daughter’s hair? A styling papa.


Why did the dad go on a date with his daughter? He heard that daughters are a dad’s best friend.


Why did the dad and daughter go to a restaurant with a playground? Because the daughter wanted to go on a “dinner and swings” date.


Why was the dad hesitant to dance with his daughter at the wedding? He didn’t want to embarrass her by doing the “Dad-dance”.


What do you call a dad who is a great baker? A pastry father.


Why did the dad and daughter have to leave the baseball game early? Because the daughter needed her bedtime “dad-cuddle”.


Why did the dad and daughter spend so much time reading books together? Because the father-daughter bond is always page-turning.


Why did the dad buy his daughter a new dress? He wanted to make sure she looked “daddilicious”.


Why did the dad take his daughter to a spa? He wanted to show her he had a softer “dad-facet”.


Why did the dad and daughter go camping? Because he wanted her to know that he was always in-tent for her.


Why did the dad teach his daughter karate? He wanted to show the world that she was his “kicking-daughter”.


Why did the dad help his daughter with her math homework? He wanted to prove that he was the “add-father”.


Why did the dad and daughter visit the art museum? He wanted to show her that he was “Da Vinci” Dad.


Why did the dad take his daughter to Disney World? He wanted her to know that he was her “magic-father”.


Why did the dad and daughter plant a garden together? So they could have a “pop-father” on hand for movie nights.


Why did the dad watch the princess movies with his daughter? He wanted to show her that he was her “charm-ring” dad.


Why did the dad and daughter go to a concert together? So that the dad could “band-together” with his daughter.


Why did the dad and daughter go to the bakery? He wanted to show her that he was a “doughy dad”.


Why did the dad and daughter take a trip to the roller rink? He wanted to show her that he was “wheel-y cool” for a dad.


Why was the dad afraid to go out in public with his teenage daughter? Because she always asked him to carry her lipstick, and he didn’t want to be seen as a girly man!


Why did the dad freak out when his daughter started dating? Because he realized he would have to start sharing the bathroom with a boy!


Why did the dad teach his daughter how to change a tire? So she could never use the excuse that she was stranded and needed him to come rescue her!


Why did the dad struggle to take his daughter seriously when she started wearing contacts? Because she kept blinking and making weird faces every time he tried to talk to her!


Why did the dad insist on chaperoning his daughter’s dance class? So he could make sure none of the boys got too close to her…including the dance instructor!


Why did the dad refuse to let his daughter borrow his favorite sports jersey? Because he knew she would wear it as a dress and ruin the whole aesthetic!


Why did the dad tell his daughter she couldn’t date until she was 30? Because he was convinced any boy who was interested in her before then was just after her allowance money!


Why did the dad take his daughter fishing every weekend? So he could try to rationalize that at least one of his hobbies was still cool!


Why did the dad hate when his daughter brought her friends over? Because they always talked about boys, and he was convinced they had pictures of him on the dartboard in their room!


Why did the dad insist on giving his daughter an allowance each week? So she would never have to struggle to buy the essentials, like Starbucks lattes or designer clothing!


Why did the dad refuse to let his daughter drive his car? Because he knew she would be too busy taking selfies to pay attention to the road!


Why did the dad always say ask your mother when his daughter had a question? Because he knew his wife was the real boss of the household!


Why did the dad insist on doing his daughter’s hair himself? Because he knew she would just complain and ask to go to the hair salon anyway!


Why did the dad love watching Dancing with the Stars with his daughter? Because it gave him the perfect opportunity to show off his sweet dance moves!


Why did the dad refuse to take his daughter to see Magic Mike at the movie theater? Because he knew the real magic would be how fast he could get out of there!


Why did the dad always try to embarrass his daughter in public? Because he believed it was his God-given right as a father!


Why did the dad insist on buying his daughter a pony for her birthday? Because he wanted to prove that he could be just as cool a dad as the one in My Little Pony!


Why did the dad hate when his daughter asked him to play Barbies with her? Because he knew he would be unable to resist making Ken’s hair look like his own!


Why did the dad insist on reading his daughter a bedtime story every night? Because he wanted to make sure she fell asleep while he was still talking…then slowly sneak out of the room without waking her up!


Why did the dad always say no when his daughter asked to have a sleepover with her friends? Because he realized that meant he would be in charge of making the pancakes in the morning!


Up to You!

Well, there you have it!

We’ve covered it all: the classic dad jokes, the cringe-worthy puns, and the heartwarming moments between fathers and daughters.

You may have groaned, rolled your eyes, or even shed a tear (we won’t judge!).

But at the end of the day, one thing is clear: the bond between dads and daughters is truly special.

So go ahead, share these jokes with your dad or daughter and see if you can make them laugh (or groan) too!

Thanks for joining us for this hilarious and heartwarming ride.

Until next time, keep the dad jokes coming!

‍ ‍


Want to LOL More?

Here are other Dad Jokes Jokes you’ll enjoy:


Leave a Comment