Hey there cookie monster, are you ready to crumb-tastic-ally laugh your way through 50+ deliciously funny cookie jokes?
Grab a glass of milk, get comfortable and prepare to have a dough-lightfully good time.
From chocolate chip to sugar, we’ve got the punniest and wittiest jokes that will have you cracking up like an egg in no time.
So let’s get ready to crumble and dive into these sweet and savory jokes!
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Jokes About Cookies
Why don’t they serve cookies in outer space? Because there’s no atmosphere for baking!
What do you call a cookie that’s covered in chocolate? A chocolicious!
How do you make a cookie laugh? You tell it a crumby joke!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
Why did the cookie break up with his girlfriend? She was too crumbly!
What do you call a cookie that’s undercooked? A half-baked idea!
Why did the cookie run away from home? Because it didn’t want to be dunked anymore!
How do you know if a cookie is a vegetarian? By its chipping habits!
What do you call a cookie that’s been eaten by a vampire? A blood chocolate chip cookie!
Why did the cookie feel lonely? It didn’t have anyplace to dough!
What’s a cookie’s favorite dance? The choco-late shuffle!
What do you get if you cross a cookie with a snowman? Frosted flakes!
What sort of cookies should people always eat to stay healthy? Fiber optic cookies!
Why did the cookies go to prison? They committed many dough-crimes!
What do you call a girl who sells cookies door to door? A samoa queen!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he ran too fast and got a crumb on his leg!
How do you make a cookie able to talk? You put frosting on its mouth!
Why did the Oreo go to the gym? To get in shape for its next dunking contest!
What do you call a cookie who works in an office job? An oatmeal raisin the ranks!
Why did the cookie take money to the bank? He wanted to earn some chocolate chips!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy!
What do you call a cookie that can sing? A crooner-cookie!
What do you call a snowman with a cookie? Frosting the cookie!
Why did the cookie cry? Because its mother was a wafer so long!
What do you call a bear that loves cookies? A Koala-ty cookie monster!
What’s a gingerbread man’s favorite movie? Lord of the Crumbs
What’s the most popular kind of cookie in space? Astro-nuts!
Why did the cookie go to school? To get baked!
What do you call a giant cookie? A macadamia-nut!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs!
What do you call a cookie dressed up for a party? A sweet treat in a snazzy dress!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
What is a cookie’s favorite class in school? Bak-istory!
What do you call a cookie that has monst-oreo inside? A creep-a-skittle!
How did the chocolate chip cookie get its name? It was a soft spot in the dough.
Why did the cookie smell like a flower? Because it was baked with a lot of buttercups!
What do you call a fancy cookie? A snickerdoodle-dandy!
What do you get when you cross a cookie and a violin? A strudel-crookie!
Why did Cookie Monster go on a diet? Because he got sick of his inbread-teeth!
What do you get when you combine a cookie with a crossword puzzle? A crossiant!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
What is a cookie’s favorite game? Hide and dough seek.
How do you know if a cookie is scared? It crumbles.
Why did the cookie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
How do you make a cookie laugh? You tickle its chocolate chips.
Why did the cookie go to space? It wanted to be the first gingerbread man on the moon.
What is a cookie’s favorite song? Shake Your Sugar Maker.
Why did the gingerbread man run away from the house? He was afraid of becoming a cookie cutter.
What did the cookie say when it came out of the oven? I’m toasted!
How can you tell the difference between a cookie and a unicorn? You can’t! They are both magical treats.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie get arrested? It exceeded the legal limit on sweetness.
What did the cookie say to the cake? I’ve got you beat, I’ve got sprinkles on my side!
Why did the cookie go on a diet? It was feeling too dough-heavy.
How do you make a cookie do your chores? You tell it that if it helps you, it will become a good batch.
Why did the cookie go to school? It wanted to be a smart cookie.
What did one cookie say to the other cookie? You’re my BFF – best flour forever.
Why did the cookie join the gym? It wanted to work on its cookie dough bod.
How do you know if a cookie is wealthy? It’s full of dough.
What did the cookie say when it met the milk? I’ve been waiting for you my whole life!
Why did the cookie go to the beach? It wanted to get a tan and be a sun-dae.
Up to You!
Congratulations on making it to the end of this cookie-filled journey!
We hope that you’ve had a good laugh at these 50+ hilarious jokes about cookies.
Whether you’re a lover of chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, or something a little more unique (we’re looking at you, snickerdoodles), there’s no denying that cookies bring a little extra sweetness to our lives.
So why not share the joy and pass on one (or all) of these jokes to a friend?
Who knows, it might just make their day…and give them a reason to bake a fresh batch of cookies too!
Keep calm and cookie on!
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