Hey there frosty friend!
Are you feeling the chill in the air?
Are you ready to laugh off the cold with some hilarious jokes about winter weather?
Well, strap on your snow boots and get ready to have your giggles melted with this collection of 50+ jokes about chilly temps and blustery conditions.
From polar puns to snowman shenanigans, these jokes will have you warming up to even the most bone-chilling days.
So, grab a hot cocoa, get cozy under the blankets, and get ready to roar with laughter!
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Jokes About Cold Weather
Why did the snowman refuse to go to the beach? Because he was afraid of melting!
How do you keep a snowman from falling apart? You give him a warm hug!
What type of math do snowflakes love? Chillgebra!
Why don’t penguins fly south for the winter? They’re too cool for school!
How does a snowman stay cool? He stands next to the AC chill-er!
Why did the snowflake go to the doctor? Because it had a fever!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
How do you spot a hard-working snowman? He’s always willing to put in an ice cold shift!
Why was the snowman so happy? Because the sun was out, and he was melting with happiness!
What do you call a frozen vegetable? Frost-bitten!
Why don’t people trust icebergs? They can be quite shady!
Why did the snowman go to the party? To chill out and have a snowball fight!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose and sticks for arms and legs? Flaky!
What do you say to a snowman with a broken arm? Sorry, I can’t give you a hand.
Why did the snowman go to the gym? He wanted to chill his muscles!
What do snowmen like to do on the weekends? Chill with their friends!
What do you call a snowman who wears glasses? An eye-see snowman!
What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
What do snowmen wear on their heads to stay warm? Ice caps!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite Shark!
Why did the snowman refuse to drink water? Because it already had too much ice in his system.
Why do penguins wear so many layers of clothes? Because they live in Antarctica!
What do you call a grizzly bear in the snow? A polar bear impostor!
Why did the snowplow driver get rich overnight? Because he was always clearing his path to success!
What do you call an Eskimo without gloves? A handless set hunter!
Why don’t Canadians play poker? Because they always need to fold!
Why was the snowman so happy? Because the fridge was open!
What do you call two snowmen fighting? Frosty combat!
What do you call a sunbathing snowman? A puddle!
Why don’t snowmen drink hot cocoa? Because it melts them!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why do snowmen always smile? Because they’re classy!
What is a snowman’s favourite dessert? Ice cream!
Why do penguins like cold weather? Because they know they look good in tuxedos!
What do you call a snowman with a beard? A snowbeard!
Why do snowmen never start fights? Because they can’t stand the cold shoulder!
What did the icicle say to the roof? You’re an ice place to live!
What do you call a frozen toilet? An ice bowl!
Why did the snowman go to the doctor? Because he had a frostbite.
What do you call a snowman army? An infantry-NO-snow!
Why did the snowman refuse to go out on a date with the female snowman? Because he was already too frozen to move!
Have you ever heard of the snowman who had a really bad memory? He was always forgetting his own name!
What do you call a snowman with a lot of money? A cold cash dispenser!
Why did the polar bear go to the basketball game? Because he wanted to see the dunkin’ donuts!
What do you call a snowman who has a fever? A hot head!
Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he knew he would melt under the heat!
Why did the snowman refuse to drink too much eggnog? Because he didn’t want to get too tipsy and fall apart!
What do you call a snowman who has a lot of dough? A chilly millionaire!
Did you hear the one about the Eskimo who took his refrigerator on a camping trip? He said he wanted to keep things warm!
What is a snowman’s favorite type of pie? Shiverberry!
Why did the snowman ask the bunny for a carrot? Because he wanted to light a nose-fire!
What do you call a snowman who has a lot of friends? A cool dude!
Why did the blonde keep a heavy jacket at her house? She wanted to keep the freeze away!
What is the best way to tell if it’s too cold outside? When your ice cream freezes before you can eat it!
Why did the snowman go skiing with no poles or skis? He was just chilling!
Did you hear about the man who opened his freezer to warm up in the winter? He said the frostbite felt like a hot tub!
What is a snowman’s favorite band? The Chill Peppers!
Why did the snowman keep going to therapy? He was trying to deal with his cold-feet issues!
Have you heard the one about the Eskimo who tried to warm his igloo by lighting a fire inside? He said he was trying to create a cozy ambience!
Why did the snowman move to the tropics? He wanted to defrost his feelings and thaw out his icy personality!
Up to You!
So, there you have it – 50+ jokes about cold weather to warm your heart (or at least make you chuckle) during these chilly months.
Whether you’re shivering on the sidewalk, snuggled up by the fire, or scrolling through your phone, these jokes are sure to put a smile on your frosty face.
From puns to one-liners, we’ve got it all.
So, bundle up, grab a hot cocoa (or something stronger), and enjoy these jokes as you brave the cold together.
After all, laughter is the best way to shake off those winter blues.
Stay warm and keep laughing, my friend!
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