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50+ Jokes About Cold Weather In Florida

Hey there, Floridian!

Are you tired of your snowbird friends mocking your supposed “lack of winter”?

Well, it’s time to prove them wrong with this hilarious list of 50+ jokes about cold weather in Florida!

From our “icy” beaches to our “freezing” temperatures that dip all the way down to 50 degrees, you’ll have plenty of witty quips to throw back at those northerners who just don’t get it.

So, grab your flip flops and your winter coat (just in case) and get ready to laugh your sunscreened buns off!

Jokes About Cold Weather In Florida

I walked outside today and it was so cold I saw a Florida man wearing a coat and mittens.

It’s so chilly in Florida today, even the sun is wearing a sweater.

I never thought I’d wear earmuffs in Florida, but here we are.

The only snow we have in Florida is the icy glares between drivers in traffic.

Winter in Florida is like summer in Alaska, it just doesn’t make sense.

I saw a palm tree shivering this morning, poor thing.

The only white Christmas we get in Florida is when we accidentally drop our sunscreen in the sand.

I don’t know how to scrape frost off a windshield, turns out it’s not just a mythical thing.

I thought I moved to Florida to escape the cold, turns out Mother Nature likes to play pranks.

In Florida, winter is just summer with a slight breeze.

The only reason we know it’s winter in Florida is because everyone is suddenly wearing socks and closed-toe shoes.

I don’t know what to do with all these scarves and hats I brought from up north, they’re just mocking me now.

It’s so cold in Florida, I heard a snowbird say they’d rather be in Maine.

I never knew what ‘wind chill’ meant until I moved to Florida.

The only icicles we have in Florida are from the air conditioning.

I never thought I’d need a space heater in Florida, but here we are.

I saw a frog wearing a coat today, I guess even they can’t handle the cold.

I never thought I’d say this in Florida, but can someone please bring me a hot cup of cocoa?

If this is Florida’s version of winter, I’m not sure I can handle the real thing.

It’s so cold in Florida, the flamingos are huddled together for warmth.

Why do Floridians put on jackets when it drops to 60 degrees? Because it’s practically an ice age!

How does a Floridian prepare for a cold front? By getting their flip-flops and parkas ready.

Why did the Floridian bundle up on a 65-degree day? Because it’s just too chilly to take a chance!

How do Floridians know it’s winter? When they have to turn the air conditioner off and close the window.

Why did the Floridian wear mittens to the beach? To keep their fingers from getting frostbite on the sand.

How do Floridians stay warm during a cold snap? By huddling around their air conditioning units.

Why did the Floridian buy a space heater? To warm up their iguana’s habitat.

How do Floridians react to snowflakes? By running outside to take pictures as if it’s the first time they’ve seen it.

Why did the Floridian stock up on hot chocolate? To prepare for the blistering 60-degree temperatures.

How does a Floridian keep their drink from freezing? By drinking it inside where it’s warm.

Why did the Floridian wear a scarf to the beach? To protect their neck from the cold ocean breeze.

How do Floridians prepare for a winter storm? By checking their pantry for enough non-perishable food to last until it’s over.

Why did the Floridian invest in heated socks? To keep their toes toasty warm during freezing 50-degree weather.

How does a Floridian react to frost on their car windshield? By using their hair dryer to melt it away.

Why did the Floridian wear earmuffs to the pool? To keep their ears from freezing as they dip a toe in the water.

How does a Floridian make a snowball? By filling up an ice chest with snow and rolling it into a ball.

Why did the Floridian stock up on blankets? To cuddle up with as they brave the frigid temperatures of 70 degrees.

How does a Floridian know it’s winter? The palm trees look a little browner than usual.

Why did the Floridian wear a hat to Disney World? To keep their ears warm on the water rides.

How does a Floridian prepare for a blizzard warning? By grabbing their sunscreen and snow boots.

Why did the snowbird go to Florida in winter? To experience the bone-chilling 60-degree weather!

What do Floridians call a day when it hits 40 degrees? A state of emergency!

Why do Floridians put on their winter coat when it drops below 70 degrees? It’s the only chance they get to wear them!

Why did the Floridian put their beach chair away when it was 65 degrees outside? They were afraid of frostbite!

Why did the orange turn blue in Florida’s winter? It was frozen solid!

Why did the alligator wear a scarf in the Florida winter? It was trying to prevent chills between its scales!

What did the Floridian say when it snowed for the first time? ‘Is this acid rain?’

Why did the Floridian go to the beach when it was 50 degrees outside? To catch a snowflake on their tongue!

Why do Floridians use their air conditioning in winter? To simulate the feeling of arctic winds!

Why did the palm tree shiver in Florida’s winter? It forgot to wear its fur coat!

Why do Floridians love winter so much? It’s the only time they can start a bonfire to warm up!

What do Floridians call a fire pit in winter? A ‘heating system’!

Why did the Floridian buy a pair of mittens? They were hoping for a rare snowball fight!

Why do Floridians leave their windows open in winter? To catch a cold breeze!

How do Floridians prepare for a winter storm? They stock up on sunscreen and flip-flops!

What did the Floridian say to the frosty wind? ‘I’m not even mad, you’re just a cool breeze!’

Why did the Floridian put on a wool sweater when it was 55 degrees outside? It was a fashion statement!

Why do Floridians make igloos in winter? To experience the thrill of the cold, hard truth!

Why did the Floridian stay indoors when it was 60 degrees outside? They were afraid of turning into a popsicle!

Why do Floridians love winter so much? It’s the one season where they can pretend to be Canadian!

Up to You!

Well, there you have it, my frosty fellow Floridians!

50+ jokes about the cold weather in Florida that prove we can laugh at ourselves – even when our toes and noses are freezing off!

We hope you got a few chuckles and warm giggles out of these cold weather quips.

Remember – when it comes to Florida, a day that’s below 70 degrees is a day worth cracking a joke about.

So, go ahead and share these jokes with your beach bum buddies and snowbird relatives.

And while you’re at it, don’t forget to grab an extra sweater and a pair of fuzzy socks because, in the words of a true Floridian, “That’s cold, y’all!”

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