Hey there, cheese and wine lovers!
Are you ready to have your taste buds tickled and your funny bone plucked?
Well, you’re in luck because we’ve got 50+ cheesy (pun intended) jokes about your favorite pairings.
Whether you’re a fan of bold reds and stinky blues or crisp whites and tangy goat cheeses, there’s bound to be something here to make you chuckle.
So grab a glass and a wedge, sit back, and get ready for a gouda time!
Jokes About Cheese And Wine
Why did the cheese go to the wine? To get a little cheddar!
I don’t always pair cheese with wine, but when I do, it’s brie-utiful.
I took my cheese to a wine party, but it turned out to be a little too sharp for me.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, except for cheese and wine.
How does cheese say goodbye to wine? I curd-tially bid you adieu.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with a piece of cheese, but all I got was a corky taste.
Why don’t you ever see cheese and wine arguing? Because they always make a great pairing.
I told a joke about cheese and wine, but it was too cheesy.
Why did the wine bring a stick of butter to the party? To spread some love on the cheese.
What do you call a cheese that looks like a wine bottle? A camembert wine bottle.
I tried to make a joke about wine and cheese, but it fell flat like a stale cracker.
Why did the cheese quit his job? He wasn’t making enough cheddar.
I asked my wine if it wanted some cheese, but it said it was grape enough without it.
Why did the cheese get in trouble at the wine tasting? He was caught bleu-handed.
What do you call a cheese that’s not yours and you don’t know the owner? Feta cheese.
I brought some moldy cheese to a wine party, and everyone was raving about it.
Why did the cheese and wine go to couples therapy? They were having pairing problems.
What do you call it when cheese and wine work together? A grate partnership.
I tried to wine and dine my cheese, but it ended up being a cheddar love story.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Did you hear about the cheesy wine? It was grate!
Why did the grape break up with the cheese? It wasn’t very cultured.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours and isn’t nacho cheese? Stolen.
Why did the cheese refuse to age? It wanted to stay young and gouda-looking.
Why don’t they serve red wine with cheese in the restaurant? Because mice wouldn’t leave the customers alone!
Why did the cheese go to the doctor? It had a curd cough!
How do you know if a wine is good? When your cheese asks for seconds!
What’s the favorite cheese of computer geeks? Provolone.
What does a cheese lover say before taking a wine sip? I camember how much I love cheese.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little whine later.
What do you call a cheese for robots? Circuit cheese!
Why did the cheese get a job as a private investigator? To put his sharp cheddar image to good use.
What do you get when you mix red wine with cheddar cheese? A cheesy Merlot!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Offer him some cheese with wine!
What’s a romantic cheese to eat with wine? Brie Mine!
How did the cheese escape the mouse trap? By using his feta, of course!
Why did the wine refuse to share a glass with the cheese? He thought the cheese was too Dutch!
What do you do when cheese and wine don’t mix? Just send them to different parties!
How does a wine enthusiast describe a cheese party? A fermentable occasion!
Why did the cheese refuse to have wine with it? Because it was lactose intolerant.
Did you hear about the cheese and wine that went for a walk? They ended up getting fondue together.
What did the cheese say to the wine at the party? I’m feeling board, how about a game of chess?
Why did the wine take a break from hanging out with the cheese? It needed to cork itself.
Why did the wine take the cheese to the beach? So they could have some cheesy waves.
Did you hear about the wine and cheese that got married? The ceremony was gruyere-tastic.
What’s a wine’s favorite cheese? Merlot cheddar.
What’s a cheese’s favorite wine? Feta-moscato.
Did you hear about the wine that was feeling blue? It paired perfectly with the blue cheese.
Why did the wine and cheese go to the gym together? To get shredded.
What did the cheese say when it saw the wine? You’re looking grape!
Why did the cheese start singing karaoke with the wine? Because it wanted to brie a star.
When a wine and cheese get their picture taken together, what do they say? Say cheese and merlot!
Why didn’t the wine want to share its cheese with anyone? It was too good to chard-on-nay.
What did the cheese say when the wine proposed to it? Asiago for it!
Did you hear about the wine that got lost in the cheese factory? It got feta up and left.
Why did the cheese get angry at the wine? It was hogging the crackers.
What kind of wine goes well with Swiss cheese? Sauvignon Blanc.
What did the cheese say when the wine asked for a dance? Sorry, I’m curdled up.
Why did the wine and cheese break up? They had too many pairing issues.
Up to You!
Well, well, well, you made it all the way to the end of 50+ cheesy (and wine-y) jokes!
We hope you had a gouda time and that your funny bone was tickled cheddar than ever before.
Whether you prefer your cheese sharp or mild, your wine red or white, or even if you’re lactose intolerant (we won’t judge), we hope we curdled up some laughter for you.
Thanks for sticking with us until the end – we’ll leave you with our favorite joke: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice.
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