Hey there!
If you’re anything like us, you probably spend way too much time thinking about cat food.
It’s the stuff that fuels our feline friends and keeps them happy and healthy.
But have you ever stopped to think about how ridiculous some of the names and flavors are?
Well, we have, and we’ve put together a list of 50+ jokes about cat food that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and possibly questioning your own taste preferences).
So, grab a bag of kibble and snuggle up with your furry companion, because things are about to get purrfectly hilarious.
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Jokes About Cat Food
I accidentally spilled cat food all over the floor last night. Now my apartment smells like a fancy restaurant for cats.
Why don’t cats like trying new types of food? Because they’re scared of kibble-over.
What’s the difference between cat food and dog food? The packaging, because both taste the same to me.
I never run out of cat food at home. It’s always paws-ible to grab a fresh bag.
Why did the cat refuse to eat the wet food? Because it was feline gross.
How did the cat say thanks for the gourmet food? By purring it forward.
What do you call a cat food that’s low in calories? Slim-Cat-ic.
I accidentally bought the wrong brand of cat food. Now my cat is boycotting me and throwing shade.
What do you call it when you eat cat food by accident? Purr-larceny.
I started an online company that delivers artisanal cat food right to your door. It’s called Meow-tique Cuisine.
I gave my cat some expired food. Now she’s acting a little cattywampus.
Did you hear about the new flavor of cat food made with tuna and chicken? They call it Meow Mix Surf & Turf.
I bought the newest cat food made by a celebrity chef. My cat loved it so much, she started to meow-tate.
What’s the only thing better than cat food? Free cat food.
My cat likes her dry food shaken, not stirred.
Why did the cat refuse to eat the chicken-flavored food? Because she was a vegetarian.
I caught my cat snacking on some catnip while enjoying her cat food. She’s a little purrvasive.
What did the cat say when she saw the brand new bag of cat food? It’s about pawsome!
Why was the cat’s food late to arrive? Because the delivery guy had some impurrtant errands to run.
What’s the best part about serving your cat wet food? Watching them try to catch every last drop.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? To help feline victims of catastrophic hairballs.
What do you call a cat that can’t stop eating plants? A meow-saholic.
Why did the cat join the Olympic swimming team? She wanted to break the world cat-stroke record.
What do cats eat when they’re feeling sick? Mice cream.
Why do cats prefer dry food? So they can purr-Crunch.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a peanut butter sandwich? A kitty who sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What’s a cat’s favourite day of the week? Fur-iday.
How do you stop a cat from eating your pizza? Take away their meow-zerella cheese.
What do you call a cat that gets paid minimum wage? A paws-ta worker.
Why did the cat cross the road? To get to the litter box on the other side.
What do you get when you feed a cat a lemon? A sour puss.
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A meow-sical band.
Why did the cat refuse to eat Chinese food? He didn’t want to be confused with a purring-ese.
Why can’t cats wear costumes on Halloween? They’re too cool for school (or spook).
Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer re-tail therapy.
What did the cat say after eating some dry food? Purr-haps I’ve had too much crunch-ed out.
What do you call a cat that loves to rap? Meow-tang Clan.
How do you know if your cat has taken up Buddhism? He spends most of his time cat-napping.
Why did the cat join the glee club? To meow-harmonize with the other cool cats.
Why did the cat refuse to eat the fancy feast? Because it was too purrfumy for her taste!
My cat likes to eat her food in fancy china dishes. She’s quite the paw-ticulate eater.
What did the cat say when she saw her food in a can? Wow, this is can-tastic!
Why did the cat refuse to eat her wet food? Because it was too claw-ly!
My cat loves to eat her food with chopsticks. She’s quite the paw-stigious eater.
Why did the cat refuse to eat her food off the floor? Because it was not up to paw-r!
What did the cat say when she saw her food in a pouch? This is a real me-ow-mazing treat!
My cat refuses to eat any food that doesn’t come with a side of meow-sic.
Why did the cat refuse to eat her food with a fork? Because she’s a smart cat and knows that using a fork would be cat-astrophic.
Why did the cat refuse to eat her dry food? Because it was kitten around.
What did the cat say when she saw her food in a bag? This is some real claw-some chow!
My cat only eats organic, gluten-free, free-range, cage-free, non-GMO cat food. She’s quite the health paw-tionist.
Why did the cat refuse to eat her food on a plate? Because it was too paw-thetic.
What did the cat say when she saw her food in a bowl? This is some hiss-torically good grub!
My cat’s favorite food is sushi. She’s quite the paw-some foodie.
Why did the cat refuse to eat her food with a spoon? Because she’s not a spoon-fed kitty.
What did the cat say when she saw her food in a glass jar? This is purr-fect cat cuisine!
My cat only eats her food when it’s served on a silver platter. She’s quite the fancy feline.
Why did the cat refuse to eat her food on a napkin? Because it was too fur to her mouth.
What did the cat say when she saw her food in a paper bag? This is a real meow-tiful meal!
Up to You!
Congratulations, meow-sician!
You’ve made it to the end of our purrfectly hilarious list of 50+ cat food jokes.
Whether you’re a seasoned cat-lady or a curious kitten, we hope these jokes have left you feline good.
So next time you crack open a can of tuna or feel a furball coming on, remember these meowvelous quips.
They’re sure to keep you laughing (and your kitty fed) for a long time to come.
Stay pawsitive, my feline-loving friend!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝