Feeling the back-to-school blues?
Don’t worry, we’ve got 50+ jokes to make you forget about those textbooks and exams.
Whether you’re a student, a parent or a teacher, these jokes will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget it’s September.
So pack up your backpack, put on your thinking cap, and get ready to chuckle your way through the school year with these hilarious back-to-school jokes.
Jokes About Back To School
Why did the teacher go back to school? To learn a few new tricks of the trade!
What do you call a melted pencil case? Homework Soup.
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the higher grades.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Why did the student bring a vacuum to school? To clean up the mess of homework.
Why was the computer cold on the first day of school? It left its Windows open all summer.
Why do magicians go to school? To learn how to spell Abracadabra.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo in school? A pouch potato.
What does a math book say when it’s ready to fight? Bring your calculators!
Why do teachers wear glasses? Because they have class!
Why did the cookie go to school? To become a smart cookie.
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop twisting my arm!
Why did the apple go back to school? So it could become a smart apple.
Why did the ghost go back to school? To learn boo-graphy.
What kind of tea does a student drink? Exam tea.
Why did the student bring a backpack to the picnic? To study for the test.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the teacher need glasses? To see the class!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the highest grades!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were too bright!
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo in school? An algebraic hopper!
Why was the history book so popular? Because it was full of drama and suspense!
Why did the teacher wear a life jacket in class? Because the students were drowning in homework!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to school? Because he had no body to take!
Why did the teacher have to change her name to Miss Book? Because she had a bad case of reading between the lines!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why did the student run around the school yard with a flashlight? To catch up on his flash reading!
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems…
Why did the student bring a pencil to bed? To draw their dreams.
Why did the music teacher go to the doctor? Because she had treble clef!
Why was the geography book always lost? Because it had too many continents to cover!
Why was the science book afraid of the math book? Because it always had the wrong solutions.
Why did the teacher wear sneakers to class? Because she wanted to make sure she could run away from her problems.
Why did the history teacher go to the beach? To look for buried treasure!
What’s the best thing about going back to school? Seeing old friends and making new ones!
Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run late? Because it was always losing time!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the grape go to school? To become a raisin!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was embarrassed to go back to school and show off its fruit.
Why did the music teacher go by the name Flat? Because he didn’t have any sharps.
Why did the science teacher give the class helium? Because he wanted to see them rise to the occasion.
Why did the history teacher go to bed early? Because she wanted to study for her dreams.
Why did the English teacher fail when trying to teach the class about puns? Because she made a dry joke.
Why did the art teacher cross the road? To get to the other class.
What do you call a tough math test? Algebra.
Why couldn’t the bicycle go to school? Because it was two tired.
Why did the ghost go back to school? To get his degree in haunting.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a teacher? Chilled-out students.
Why did the geography teacher get lost on the way to school? She took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Why did the lunch lady start a band? Because she wanted to serve up some Hot Lunch!
Why did the gym coach go to the bank? To get his exercise!
Why did the biology teacher carry a gorilla in her backpack? To teach the class about Ape Anatomy.
What did the student say to the principal on the first day of school? This isn’t detention-worthy, is it?
Why is the history teacher always looking for the fountain of youth? So she can teach it to the class.
Why did the teacher wear a round helmet to school? Because she was teaching basic arithmetic.
Up to You!
So, there you have it – 50+ hilarious jokes to get you in the back-to-school spirit!
Sure, the end of summer may seem daunting, but with all these jokes up your sleeve, you’ll be ready to conquer the school year ahead.
Whether you’re a student, a teacher, or just a lover of puns, there’s something here for everyone.
So, get your backpack ready, sharpen your pencils, and don’t forget to pack a few of these jokes to share with your classmates.
Good luck, and may the school year be filled with A’s and laughter!
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