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50+ Jokes About Autumn

Hey there, pumpkin spice lover!

As the leaves start to change and the temperature drops, it’s time to sit back, relax, and enjoy some good old-fashioned fall humor.

We’ve got 50+ jokes about autumn that are guaranteed to leaf you laughing out loud.

So grab a cozy blanket, put on your favorite pair of boots, and get ready for some serious seasonal snickering.

Trust us, these jokes are definitely worth the fall haul.

Let’s dive right in!

Jokes About Autumn

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the autumn leaf break up with the tree? Because it was time for some leafing.

How does a tree get on the internet during the fall? It logs in.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself in the autumn wind? It was two-tired.

What do you call a tree in autumn with a hat and coat on? Ready for leaf fest.

Why did the tree go to the dentist in the fall? For a root canal.

Why don’t ghosts like autumn? They don’t like the leaf dropping.

Why did the elephant hide in a tree during the fall? To blend in with the autumn leaves!

What do you call a book about autumn? A foliage.

Why do squirrels swim on their back during the fall? To keep their nuts dry.

What’s the best way to catch a squirrel in the autumn? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What time of year do ghosts like to eat pumpkin soup? In the autumn-eve!

Why did the farmer give his turkey a turtleneck in the fall? Because it was autumn-atic.

Why did the apple turnover? Because it saw the autumn leaves.

How do you know it’s autumn when you’re in a supermarket? Because pumpkin spice is in everything.

Why did the pumpkin turn orange? It was too embarrassed to be green.

What do you call a fall festival that’s a bust? A leaf-out.

Why do the autumn leaves never take selfies? They prefer to dendrostate.

Why did the owl move to the deciduous tree? Because he wanted to be around such ‘hoo-nique’ foliage.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a clown? A jack-o’-lantern in a box of Cracker Jacks.

Why did the tree break up with autumn? Because it was just too clingy.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Autumn-bounce.

Why do trees love autumn? Because they get to shed their old bark.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field in Autumn.

Why did the leaf go to the doctor? Because it was feeling green.

What do you call a tree that’s always crying in Autumn? Sappy.

What did the Autumn say to the summer? I’ll fall for you again next year.

Why do squirrels hide their nuts in Autumn? Because they’re afraid the winter will be a real nutcracker.

What do you get when you cross Autumn with a snowman? A fall-ing Frosty.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Autumn? To get to the other slide.

Why do ghosts love Autumn? Because it’s the season of haunted houses.

How do trees get on social media in Autumn? They just branch out.

What do you call a pumpkin that’s bad for you? A “gourd-for-your-health.”

Why did the ghost go to the orchard? To get some boo-ple cider in Autumn.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself in Autumn? Because it was two tired.

What do you call a tree that’s had too much to drink in Autumn? A mellow yellow.

Why did the leaf change colors in Autumn? Because it was going through a mid-life cris-anthemum.

What do you get when you cross a tree and a scarecrow in Autumn? A scare-tree.

Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? Because he wanted to become a gourd-geous squash in Autumn.

Why did the acorn go to the doctor? Because it was oak-ing.

Why did the scarecrow have trouble growing a pumpkin patch? Because his pumpkin seeds were always getting lost in his straw!

What do you call a pumpkin that doesn’t want to be carved? A squashful!

Why did the acorn call the police? Because it was robbed by a squirrel!

What does a tree wear to a fall ball? A leaf-tuxedo!

What do you get when you cross a leaf with a bird? A tweetle!

Why did the leaf break up with its tree? Because it just needed some space!

How do you know when it’s autumn in a bad neighborhood? People are always jumping in leaf piles to avoid stepping on needles!

Why did the apple tree take a nap? Because it was bushed!

What did the pumpkin say when it got promoted? I’m glad my career is gourd-ing well.

Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? Because it had a squash in its eye!

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a grape? A water-pumpkin!

Why don’t trees use social media? Because they always prefer to branch out by themselves!

What’s the best music to listen to while raking leaves? Foliage rock!

Why did the leaf go on a road trip? To see the foliage sights!

What do you call a group of acorns that sing together? A choir of quacks!

What did the apple say to the tree? Thanks for always having my back, core-mate!

Why did the tree throw a party in autumn? Because it was a sap-a-ton of fun!

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a bicycle? A gourd-on!

Why did the leaf get deported? It didn’t have the proper Visa, it was only a maple tourist!

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a spider? A web-tient!

Up to You!

So, do you feel like you’ve been falling for our autumn jokes?

Did they leave you (Pumpkin) “Spiced” and “Ample” with laughter?

We hope our silly selection of leafy and lovely jokes brought some humor to your life and helped you embrace the season of “fall”!

Just remember, it’s time to put away your beach balls, bust out your sweaters, and enjoy the crisp air while it lasts!

Happy autumn everyone!

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