G’day mate!
Are you ready for a laugh?
If you’re a fan of Aussie humor, then you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve got 50+ jokes about Australians that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
Whether you’re an Aussie yourself or just love the accent, we guarantee you’ll crack a smile (or a cold one) while reading these jokes.
From Crocodile Dundee to Vegemite, we’ve got all the stereotypes covered.
So put on your cork hat, grab a Fosters, and let’s get started!
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Jokes About Australian
Why did the Australian cross the road? To get to the other side of the Outback, mate.
What do you call an Australian who’s always sick? A cough-a-dile.
Why do Australians always sound like they’re angry? Because they’re speaking in their native tongue: Swearing.
What do you call an Australian peacock? An Aussie-cote.
Why don’t Australians vacuum their carpets? Because they prefer to have a roo-mate instead.
Why do Australians hate puns? Because they always feel like they’re being boomer-anged.
What do Australians call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the Australian chicken cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a goose.
Why did the Australian go to the dentist? To get his crocodile teeth cleaned.
What do you call a group of Australians chugging beer? A bogan conga line.
Why do Australians love backpacking? Because they can say they’re ‘out-backing’.
How does an Australian stay fit? By doing lots of kangaroo hops.
Why are Australians good at mate selection? Because they always use their Spidey senses.
How do you know if an Australian is lazy? They’ll say they’re too tired to even throw a shrimp on the barbie.
Why do Australians love beach volleyball? Because they get to dig on the sand, mate.
What do you get when you cross an Australian and a Kiwi? A sheep-shagging cricket fan.
Why did the Australian go to the bank? To make a koala-ty deposit.
What do you call an Australian without a beard? A baby-baldy.
Why don’t Australians like to wear watches? Because they prefer to use their own dingo-barking time.
Why did the Australian get kicked out of the zoo? He kept trying to wrestle with the crocodiles.
Why did the kangaroo break up with his girlfriend? She was always hopping around with other men.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Did you hear about the Australian who tried to sue the airline for losing his luggage? He lost his case.
Why don’t Australians play chess? They can’t tell the difference between a bishop and a kangaroo.
What’s the difference between an Australian and a barbecue? A barbecue can feed a family of four.
Why did the koala refuse to share his eucalyptus leaves? They were all koala-Tea leaves.
Why did the Australian run out of lemonade? He became too fond of a sarsaparilla.
What do you call an Australian who can’t surf? A tourist.
How do you know when an Australian is lying? Their lips are moving.
Why didn’t the Australian watch the sunset? He was too busy chasing dingoes.
How does an Australian say excuse me? G’day, mate, sorry to bother ya.
Why did the Australian cross the road? To get to the next pub.
What do you call an Australian in a suit? The Prime Minister.
Why did the Australian carry a bucket of water with him everywhere he went? In case he needed to put out a bushfire.
Why do Australians eat Vegemite? It’s the only food that can survive in their harsh environment.
What did the Australian say when he found out he won the lottery? I’m going to the Outback Steakhouse for dinner tonight!
Why did the Australian climb the tree? To get a better view of the barbie.
What do you call a group of surfers in Australia? A wave of fun.
What’s the difference between an Australian and a kiwi? The accent.
Why did the Australian always carry a boomerang with him? Just in case he needed a quick snack on the go.
Up to You!
Well, mate, you’ve made it through all 50+ jokes about Australians.
As they say down under, “good on ya!” You now have a solid arsenal of gags to impress your Aussie friends with, or to make some new ones.
Just remember to always have some Vegemite on hand, and never forget the beauty of the Australian accent.
So next time you’re having a BBQ with some pals, crack open a cold one and get ready to make them laugh with your newfound Aussie humor.
Cheers!
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