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50+ Jokes About Apple

Hey there, apple aficionado!

Are you ready to take a bite out of laughter?

Today, we’ve got a juicy selection of 50+ hilarious jokes about your favorite fruit – the apple!

Get ready to chuckle, chortle, and maybe even snort a little (we won’t judge).

Whether you’re a Granny Smith fan or a Honeycrisp connoisseur, there’s something here to tickle your funny bone.

So grab a cider, find a comfy spot, and let’s get to the core of these apple puns!

Jokes About Apple

Why did the apple go on a diet? Because it wanted to be a little more core-tissimo.

Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It had a seed-y diagnosis.

What do you call an apple with a big ego? A pompous fruit.

What do you call an apple that’s always on time? A reliable produce.

Why don’t apples tell jokes? They’d just end up getting bruised.

What do you call an apple that’s afraid of heights? A gravity-defying fruit.

Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the cider press on the other side.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does two apples do? Keep the dentist at bay.

Why does an apple never go to the gym? Because it can work out just fine on its own.

What do you call an apple that’s a little too hard to eat? A tough fruit to swallow.

What do you call a musical apple? A harmony of flavors.

What do you call a rotten apple in the bunch? A bad apple that spoils the whole bunch.

Why did the apple tree break up with the pear tree? They realized they were two different fruits.

Why did the apple go broke? Because he spent all his money on apple tech.

Why was the apple afraid to give a speech? Because it heard the audience was “ruff-ley”-dressed.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a calculator? A crunchy, number-crunching apple.

Why did Snow White love apples so much? They’re the fairest fruit of them all.

Have you heard about the apple that could predict the future? He was known as the seedy psychic.

Why do apples make bad DJs? They always drop the beet.

Why did the apple go to outer space? It wanted to look for a star-tistic opportunity.

Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it was feeling rotten to the core!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired (too-tired)…

Why was the apple so cross? Because someone ate its pi!

Why did the apple turn red? It saw the salad dressing!

Why did Apple stop producing the iPod Shuffle? They couldn’t get it to sync!

Why did the apple turn into a grape? It wanted to be a raisin!

Why did the apple go to a party? Because it wanted to get baked!

Why did the apple join the circus? It wanted to be a juggling act!

Why did the apple never get lost? Because it always had a core GPS!

Why did the apple break up with the banana? It found another bunch!

Why did the apple join the gym? So it could become a hard body!

Why did the apple break up with the orange? It wanted a sweeter citrus!

What did the apple say to the orange? Hey, citrus fruit, you’re one in a melon!

Why did the apple go to the bank? To get a loan so it could become a pear!

Why was the apple such a good lawyer? It knew all the bar codes!

Why did the apple become an astronaut? It wanted to find the apple-astro-beans!

Why was the apple afraid of the worm? Because it didn’t want to become a maggot!

Why did the apple bake a cake? It wanted to give its bake a run for its money!

Why did the apple become a farmer? It wanted to be a crop top!

Why was the apple juice always so calm? Because it never lost its cool!

Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it had a bad case of core-ruption!

What do you call an apple pie that doesn’t want to be eaten? A self-preservation pastry!

Did you hear the one about the apple who joined a gym? It wanted to get juiced!

Why don’t apples like to travel? They prefer to stay in their own peel!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas decoration? A fruitcake!

Why did the apple break up with its girlfriend? Because he found out she was a lemon!

How do you make an apple turnover into a happy ending? Serve it with ice cream and call it an apple up-yours!

Why did the apple go to a bar? To get the cider of its loins!

What do you call an apple that’s feeling down? A grapple!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can’t talk!

Why did the apple fall off the tree? Because it was past its expiration-date!

What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a radioactive spider? A spider-apple!

What did the apple say to the orange when it saw it on the street? Hey, citrus, how ya peel-in’?

Why was the apple afraid to cross the road? It was afraid it might get st-ever-ed!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a potato? A fruit-fry!

What is the apple’s favorite 80s sitcom? The Fresh Prince of Bel-Apple!

Why did the apple go to therapy? Because it had a bruised ego!

How do you make a pie from 12 pentagon-shaped apples? Pentagon into a circular-shaped pan!

What did the apple say to the pear when it caught it sneaking around? You’re pear-ently in trouble!

Why did Apple cross the road? To get to the other Siri!

Up to You!

Congratulations, you made it through 50+ hilarious jokes about apples!

From puns to one-liners, you’ve heard it all.

And let’s be honest, you’re probably craving an actual apple right about now (or apple pie, let’s be real).

But before you go on your fruity quest, let’s leave you with one last joke:
Why did the apple go to the doctor?

To get its core checked!

Okay, maybe that one wasn’t the best, but we hope these jokes made you snicker and brought a little humor into your day.

Keep the laughter going and stay crisp!

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