Hey there, animal lover!
Ready for a roar of laughter?
Whether you’re looking to impress your friends at the next dinner party or just need a quick pick-me-up, we’ve got 50+ jokes about animals that are meant for adults (no kiddie humor here!).
From punny punchlines to witty one-liners, get ready to unleash your inner comedian with some furry and feathered fun.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to bear witness to some seriously hilarious animal antics.
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Jokes About Animals For Adults
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the strip club on the other side.
Why don’t sharks live in the jungle? It’s hard to swim through all the trees.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly jumper.
Why did the pig get hired by the FBI? She was an expert in sow crimes.
Why did the cow go to outer space? To see if the moon was made of cheese.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple.
Why do cats only meow at humans? They’re trying to train us to be their personal assistants.
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re scared of the mouse.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt-quacks.
Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honey combs.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? Toothless.
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.
Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? She was a cheetah.
Why don’t lobsters share their possessions? Because they’re shellfish!
What did one horse say to the other after they finished their meal? Hay, that was delicious!
Why did the koala bear break up with her boyfriend? He was always eucalyptus!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
How do you know if a rabbit is friendly? They have a lot of hutch-pa!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant!
How do you make a squirrel sound like a dog? Add a bark to their voice!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
Why do gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
What do you call a turtle with a map? Slow and steady navigator!
What do you call a parrot that curses a lot? A foul-mouthed Polly!
Why did the otter decide to go to the veterinarian? He wanted a new fur coat!
What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights? A chicken bird!
Why did the bear refuse to eat the skunk’s honey? Because it tasted funny!
Why did the fox invite the owl to his treehouse? He wanted a hootenanny!
What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent!
Why do owls always get good grades in school? Because they’re wise!
Why did the cow go to space? To see the moon!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a muffin? A python.
A horse walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a beer. The bartender says, Why the long face?
Why don’t ducks tell jokes? Because they always quack up.
Why did the crab call the police? Because someone stole his shell.
What do you call a group of cats who’ve just finished a meal? A purr-ade.
How do you get a pig to stop being so loud? You take away its microphone.
How do you know if a polar bear is lying? Its nose grows longer.
What do you call a group of otters who love to sing? A choir-practor.
What animal is never wrong? A kangaright.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a donkey? A stiped ass.
What do you call a group of lemurs who love to party? A jump-around gang.
Why did the elephant go to the doctor’s office? Because it had a trunk infection.
What do you call a group of cows who love to play pranks? A moo-tube gang.
What’s the most musical animal in the world? The harmonica.
Why don’t sharks play poker? Because they’re always telling their opponents to bite me.
What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with a penguin? A horn-y bird.
What do you call a group of sloths who love to dance? A slow-mo team.
Why did the hippo go on a diet? Because it was tired of being a hip-o-potamus.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a turkey? A snoodile.
Up to You!
In conclusion, you’ve laughed your way through 50+ hilarious animal jokes for adults and it’s safe to say, your inner child is alive and well!
Whether you’re a fan of dad jokes, puns or one-liners, we hope this collection left you giggling like a hyena.
Remember to share these with your friends and family and warn them to prepare for some animalistic laughter.
Who said adults can’t have fun with animal humor?
Keep making those wild jokes and we’ll catch you on the flip-side!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝