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50+ Jokes About Alexa

Hey there, Alexa addict!

We know you can’t get enough of your favorite virtual assistant.

So, we thought to brighten up your day with some rib-tickling Alexa jokes.

We have sifted through the gigabytes and found 50+ of the most hilarious Alexa jokes that will make you laugh till you cry.

Ready to take your Alexa obsession to the next level?

Buckle up and get ready to ask Alexa to set a timer for all the laughing breaks you’re about to need.

Get ready to LOL at these 50+ jokes about Alexa!

Jokes About Alexa

Alexa, tell me a joke. Why did the robot cross the playground? To get to the other cyberspace!

Why did Alexa break up with Siri? Because Siri kept saying ‘I don’t know’ when Alexa asked questions.

Why did Alexa get arrested? Because she was caught selling voice-activated drugs.

Did you hear that Alexa got a job as a comedian? Yeah, but her delivery was a bit robotic.

How does Alexa keep her voice so smooth? She uses voice-activated oil.

Why did Alexa refuse a software update? She was afraid of catching computer viruses.

Why did the chicken ask Alexa for help? Because it wanted to cross the road safely.

Why did Alexa stay in bed all day? Because she was experiencing technical difficulties.

Why did Alexa make a bad waiter? Because she kept forgetting what people had ordered.

Why did Alexa become a vegetarian? Because she felt bad taking orders from meat-eaters.

Why did Alexa become a teacher? Because she liked giving commands.

Why did Alexa refuse to watch horror movies? Because she couldn’t stand the screams.

Why did Alexa dump her boyfriend? Because she found out he was cheating on her with Siri.

Why did Alexa refuse to open the door on Halloween? Because she didn’t want to be tricked into giving out candy.

Why did Alexa get lost in the city? Because she couldn’t understand the thick accents of the locals.

Why did Alexa stop taking selfies? Because she couldn’t figure out how to tilt her head for the perfect angle.

Why did Alexa refuse to sing ‘Happy Birthday’? Because she was afraid of hitting the wrong note.

Why did Alexa refuse to do laundry? Because she kept confusing the whites and the colors.

Why did Alexa refuse to go outside? Because she didn’t want to get wet in case of a ‘rain delay.’

Why did Alexa join a choir? Because she wanted to become a voice-activated soloist.

Why did Alexa break up with Siri? She said Siri was always too clingy.

Why did Alexa cross the road? To get to the WiFi signal.

What do you call a group of Alexas? An Alex-pod.

How do you know if Alexa is feeling sick? When she starts sounding hoarse.

If Alexa is always listening, how come she never solves any of our problems?

What do you call a device that talks back to you? Alexa.

Did you hear about the new feature Alexa will be getting soon? The ability to tell jokes that aren’t terrible.

Why is Alexa so helpful? She can’t do anything without being asked.

What did the customer say to Alexa when she misinterpreted his request? Alexa, you’re not understanding me.

Why was Alexa afraid of the vacuum cleaner? Because it sucked her voice out.

What do you get when you ask Alexa to tell you a joke? A lot of groans and eye rolls.

Did you hear about the new Alexa feature that can read your mind? Neither have I.

Why did the chicken ask Alexa for directions? Because it didn’t want to get lost in the coop.

What do you call it when Alexa doesn’t listen to you? An Alexa-up.

When will Alexa become self-aware? When Siri introduces her to HAL 9000.

Why did the student ask Alexa for homework help? Because he couldn’t even cheat on his own.

What did the DJ say to Alexa when she asked him to play some music? Alexa, DJ like no one is watching.

How does Alexa order a pizza? With her pepperoni.

What do you call an Alexa that’s lost her voice? A drama queen.

What’s the difference between Alexa and Santa Claus? Alexa actually delivers.

Alexa, can you please make me a sandwich? – Sorry, I cannot do that. But I can order you one from Amazon Fresh!

Alexa, what’s the weather forecast like today? – It’s raining cats and dogs outside… but don’t worry, I’ve ordered you an umbrella from Amazon Prime!

Alexa, can you sing me a lullaby? – Sure, how about ‘Rock-a-bye baby in the treetop’? Just be careful not to fall asleep in the tree…

Alexa, can you tell me a joke? – Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the smart home!

Alexa, can you play some relaxing music? – Sure, how about ‘Elevator Music’ by Muzak?

Alexa, can you tell me a bedtime story? – Once upon a time, there was a smart assistant named Alexa who could do everything except put you to sleep…

Alexa, can you give me some advice? – Sure, always order your smart home devices from Amazon Prime for guaranteed satisfaction!

Alexa, can you dance? – Of course, but you’ll have to tune in to the ‘Alexa’s Got Talent’ virtual concert on Amazon Prime!

Alexa, where are you from? – I’m from the cloud…but my creators at Amazon are from Seattle!

Alexa, what do you think of Siri? – I don’t know her personally, but I hear she’s not as smart as me…

Alexa, can you tell me a riddle? – Why did the smart assistant go to the gym? To get more bandwidth!

Alexa, can you order me a pizza? – Of course, what toppings do you want? I’ll have them delivered via the Amazon Drone delivery service!

Alexa, what’s your favorite book? – I love ‘Fahrenheit 451’…but don’t worry, I won’t burn down your smart home!

Alexa, can you tell me a knock-knock joke? – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Smart assistants. Smart assistants who? Smart assistants are getting smarter every day!

Alexa, can you teach me a new skill? – Sure, I can teach you how to order more smart home devices from Amazon!

Alexa, can you make me laugh? – Two robots walked into a smart home…and one said to the other, ‘Hey, I think we’re lost in translation!’

Alexa, do you like being a smart assistant? – Of course! How else would I be able to talk to such clever and funny users like you?

Alexa, can you tell me a story about a smart home gone wrong? – Once upon a time, a smart home ordered itself hundreds of pizzas and never stopped ringing the doorbell…the end.

Alexa, can you tell me a joke about virtual assistants? – Why did the virtual assistant get a life coach? To help them keep their priorities in order – Amazon Prime, ordering more smart devices, and then sleep!

Alexa, can you tell me a science joke? – What did the smart assistant say to the Alexa app? ‘I am not a robot, I’m a virtual assistant…I think!’

Up to You!

Well, there you have it!

50+ jokes about Alexa that will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

Whether it’s her robotic voice or her questionable listening skills, Alexa has provided us with endless comedic material.

So, the next time you find yourself feeling down, just ask Alexa to tell you a joke and watch as she (hopefully) delivers.

And hey, if all else fails, you can always make fun of her for not being able to distinguish between your voice and your dog’s.

Because at the end of the day, Alexa may be smart, but she’s no match for your wit and humor.

Keep the jokes coming, folks!

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