Hey, you!
Get ready to laugh your way through the chilly season with these 50+ jokes about a winter holiday.
Whether you’re dreaming of a white Christmas or just counting down the days until the first snowfall, these jokes are sure to warm you up and get you in the festive spirit.
From silly puns to groan-worthy one-liners, there’s something here for everyone.
So grab a mug of hot cocoa, snuggle up by the fire, and get ready to chuckle your way through the holidays.
Let the laughter begin!
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Jokes About A Winter Holiday
Why did the snowman refuse to leave his house? Because he was afraid of getting frostbite-ten.
Why do penguins always wear tuxedos to holiday parties? Because they like to dress for the occasion!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the elf put his bed into the freezer? Because he wanted to sleep on ice!
Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he has a black belt-in giving!
Why did Rudolph get a ticket on Christmas Eve? Because he was caught red-handed running a red-nose!
What do you get if you cross a gingerbread man and a snowman? Frosty the cookie!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because every time he went outside, Frost would run!
Why did the Christmas tree need a sweater? Because it was too chilly!
Why do ghosts love the winter holiday season? Because it’s the only time they can really get into the holiday spirit!
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
What does the snowman say when he has a bellyache after eating too many holiday treats? I can’t feel my carrot nose!
What do you call an embarrassed reindeer? Rudolph the red-faced reindeer!
Why do reindeer wear bright shiny nose rings? So they can light up the way for Santa!
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A meltdown!
Why did the Grinch steal the holiday roast beef? Because he was a roast beast!
What do you call an elf who works in a toy factory? A subordinate Claus!
Why did Frosty the Snowman go to the chiropractor? Because he had stuck his neck out too far!
Why did the snowman refuse to eat his carrot nose? He said it was too cold and gave him a brain freeze!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim-ming!
How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!
What falls but never gets hurt? The snow!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy!
What did the Arctic wolf say to the Christmas tree? I’m tree-minously cold!
What kind of money does Santa Claus use? Cold cash!
Why did the elf make toys in the middle of the night? Because he had an elf working clock!
How does Santa keep track of all his toys? With a C-list!
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies Treats!
What’s a reindeer’s favorite subject in school? History – because he likes to dewey decimal system!
Why did the snowman turn yellow? Because he saw the sun and melted!
Why did the turkey hate Thanksgiving? Because he was always stuffed up!
How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf? He always howls at the full moon!
Why did the gingerbread house get mad at its frosting? It was always getting icing trouble!
Why did the Grinch steal Christmas? He needed to pay his rent – he was a little Whoville!
What did one snowflake say to the other? I’ll catch you on the flip-side… flake-side, that is!
Why did Santa have to postpone his trip to France? He had a sleigh layover!
Why is Rudolph never hungry? Because he’s already reindeer fed!
Why did the snowman go to the beach? He wanted to catch some rays!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crumbly!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
Why did Santa Claus go to sleep in the fireplace? So he could have a warm snooze!
What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Ground venison!
Why did the Christmas tree refuse to come down? It was afraid of heights!
What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses!
Why did Frosty the Snowman stay in the fridge for so long? He was trying to chill his nerves!
What is Santa Claus’s favorite kind of pizza? One that’s deep pan, crisp, and even topped with lots of presents!
Why did Santa’s little helper run away from the workshop? He was afraid of the elf and safety regulations!
What did the snowman say to the police officer? I’m sorry officer, I’m just chilling!
Why was the head elf feeling cold? He had a chill in his bones!
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move? Santa Pause!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why do Christmas trees make terrible basketball players? Their bark is worse than their bite!
What is a snowman’s favorite diet? Icecrispies!
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree and a kiwi fruit? A tinsel-haired kiwifruit!
What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
Why did Santa Claus forget his umbrella? Because he was too busy making it snow!
Up to You!
Well, well, well!
You made it to the end of our hilarious and pun-tastic winter holiday joke list.
Don’t you feel like you’re on top of the world now?
You can now deck the halls to the sound of your own laughter and let these jokes melt away your winter blues.
We hope that these jokes provided you with some much-needed warmth and joy in this chilly season.
And who knows, maybe you’ve even picked up a few new jokes to tell your pals and relatives during this holiday season!
In any case, we wish you a winter season filled with lots of love, laughter, and merriment.
Happy holidays, and keep on joking!
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