You’re in for a treat because today we’re talking about the ultimate king of puns, the ultimate master of dad jokes…
your very own dad!
We all know that your dad’s jokes might sometimes make you roll your eyes or groan, but let’s face it, deep down inside, you secretly love them.
So, get ready to laugh (or cry, depending on your sense of humor) with 50+ of the best dad jokes out there.
Get ready to cringe, get ready to facepalm, but most importantly, get ready to have a good time!
Jokes About A Dad
Why was the dad always calm? Because he had dad-zens of kids! What do you call a dad with no jokes? A punchline!
Why don’t dads tell dad jokes in the shower? Because they’re afraid of getting corny!
Why do dads tell their kids to wear their jackets? Because they’re just like they’re dads, always trying to keep things cold!
What did the dad say when his son asked who did the cooking in the family? Me, I cook but your mother is in charge of opening the jar lids.
Why are dad jokes never funny? Because they’re always a-pun-dant!
How do you know when a dad joke is really good? When it becomes apparent!
Why couldn’t the dad find his phone? Because he always put it on vibrate and forgot where he left it!
What did the dad say when his son asked how to play poker? I can’t tell you how. It’s like going into a fort while no one’s looking.
How did the dad know he was going bald? When it became apparent!
What did the dad say when his son told him he wanted to be a chef? But you burn mac and cheese!
Why did the dad go to the bank? To get a penny that was worth more than the one he left!
What did the dad say when his son said he wanted to be an artist? Do you think you’ll ever make it in the real world?
Why did the dad put a cape on his son? So that he could be a superhero and save the world!
What did the dad say when his son asked him how to spell spaghetti? No need to spell it, just try it and see if it’s good!
Why did the dad bake a cake? So that he could have a birthday party!
What did the dad say when his son asked him how to fix an electrical problem? Just take it apart and try to put it back together!
Why did the dad get in trouble for telling dad jokes? Because he was a dad-baden!
What did the dad say when his son said he wanted to be a swimmer? You’re not even a fish!
Why did the dad always dress up in his Sunday best? Because he said, Always put your best foot forward, son!
Why did the dad cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why did the dad put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
How does a dad stay in shape? By running out of patience.
Why did the dad refuse to take a nap? He said he already slept for 20 years when he had kids.
Why don’t dads ever tell jokes about German sausages? Because they’re the wurst.
I asked my dad if he knows how to play Fortnite. He said No, but I know how to play The Couch is Lava.
Why did the dad buy a big RV? So he could finally have room to roam.
Why were the dad’s jokes always bad? Because he never had a proper punchline.
Why did the dad go to the bank dressed as a cowboy? He wanted to rob the show.
Why did the dad cross the road in the middle of a game of chess? He wanted to get to the other side of the board.
What did the dad say when his kids asked why the chicken crossed the road? Because it wanted to get to the other side, junior.
Why did the dad wear mismatched shoes to work? It was a step in the right direction.
Why did the dad buy a boat? He wanted to sail off into the sunset… and never come back.
Why did the dad make friends with the weatherman? So he could get some wind chill.
What do you get when you cross a dad and a lawn mower? A grass-tache.
Why were the dad’s jokes always long and drawn out? Because he had a lot of reel life experience.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the pee is silent… just like dad.
Why did the dad pretend to be a tree during hide and seek? So he could branch out and find his kids.
Why was the dad always so busy? He was trying to manage his calendar and his bald head at the same time.
Why do dads always have such a large collection of bad jokes? So that they can pass them down to their kids.
Why did the dad cross the road? To get to the dad joke on the other side.
What’s a dad’s favorite Beatles song? Hey Jude, can you pass me that wrench?
Why do dads always fall asleep on the couch? Because they’re practicing social distancing from the rest of the family.
Why did the dad buy a treadmill? So he could keep up with his dad bod.
What did the dad say when his son asked him to play catch? Sure, we’ll catch up on some quality time.
How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just tell their kids to do it.
What’s a dad’s favorite kind of cheese? Dadisimo.
Why did the dad get a tattoo of a shovel on his arm? So he could say he has a little digging to do.
What did the dad say about his new haircut? I’m not bald, I’m just aerodynamic.
Why do dads love puns so much? Because they have a pun-dant for them.
What did the dad say when his son asked him about the birds and the bees? Son, it’s time we had the lawn-mowing talk.
What’s a dad’s favorite type of sandwich? The grilldeeed cheese.
Why did the dad refuse to buy new clothes? Because he was already a dad bod icon.
What did the dad say when his daughter got a nose ring? Oh no, now I’m going to have to call you booger.
How did the dad react when he found out his son was dating a vegetarian? He said I guess we’ll have to beef up our jokes.
Why did the dad start singing I Will Survive in the kitchen? Because he finally managed to make a meal that didn’t get burned.
What did the dad say when his son told him he wanted to be a comedian? I guess you have to inherit my sense of humor.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? None, they ask their dad to do it.
Why did the dad start a gardening business? So he could finally say he has a green thumb.
What did the dad say when he finally found the TV remote after an hour of searching? I think I need to invest in a lost-and-found for this thing.
Up to You!
So there you have it, 50+ jokes about a dad that are sure to bring a smile to your face.
Whether you’re a dad yourself or just appreciate the unique humor of fatherhood, these jokes are guaranteed to make your day a little bit brighter.
From cheesy one-liners to classic dad jokes, there’s something here for everyone.
So go ahead, share these jokes with your own dad or a fellow dad-friend and watch as they roll their eyes in pretend-disgust while secretly harboring a sense of pride at their laugh-inducing dad-joke abilities.
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝