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50+ Jokes About A Big Forehead

Hey you!

Do you have a big forehead or do you know someone who does?

Well, get ready to laugh out loud because we’ve compiled 50+ hilarious jokes about having a big forehead.

From self-deprecating one-liners to witty puns, these jokes will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

So, put on your thinking cap (or your big forehead) and get ready to chuckle your way through this post!

Jokes About A Big Forehead

What do you call a guy with a big forehead? A five-head!

I used to have a big forehead, but then I realized I could just comb my hair forward.

My forehead is so big, I’m thinking about putting advertisements on it.

My forehead is so big, I feel like I need to rent it out as extra billboard space.

I have a big forehead, but at least it gives me plenty of room to store my brain.

My forehead is so big, it needs its own zip code.

My big forehead is proof that I have a lot of thoughts swimming around in my brain.

My forehead is so big, I can see my future reflection in it.

I may have a big forehead, but at least it’s not as big as my ego.

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. They can keep their eyes on my forehead then.

My forehead is so big, I could wear a baseball cap with a visor on the back.

I don’t have a big forehead, I just have a lot of skin between my eyebrows and hairline.

My forehead is so big, I have to use a headband to keep all my thoughts in.

I have a big forehead, but I prefer to think of it as extra space for creativity.

My forehead is so big, I could play a solo game of tic-tac-toe on it.

With a big forehead like mine, I could probably aspire to be the next Harry Potter.

I don’t have a big forehead, I just have a lot of face to work with.

My forehead is so big, it’s like a solar panel for all the ideas I generate.

I may have a big forehead, but at least I don’t have a receding hairline to match.

My forehead is so big, I once had to duck under a door frame that was plenty tall enough for everyone else in the room.

Why did the guy with a big forehead join the circus? He heard they were looking for a new cannonball.

What’s the benefit of having a big forehead? You can see more when you bow your head.

Why did the alien with a big forehead visit Earth? He wanted to park his spaceship with ease.

Why did the horse with a big forehead win the race? Because he had a head start.

What do you call a big forehead without a hat? A fivehead.

Why did the computer programmer with a big forehead become a hacker? He wanted to have more memory space.

What do you call a person with a big forehead who is good with numbers? A math-head.

Why did the guy with a big forehead get rejected by the army? They thought they already had enough radar equipment.

How do you measure the size of a big forehead? You use a fore-head.

Why did the driver with a big forehead get a ticket for running a red light? He thought the traffic light was his brake light.

What do you say to a person with a big forehead who has nothing to do? Don’t worry, you have plenty of space to think.

What’s the best way to distract a person with a big forehead? Put a mirror in front of them.

Why did the astronaut with a big forehead volunteer to go to Mars? He wanted to become the first satellite.

What’s the worst part about having a big forehead? You hit your head on door frames more often.

Why did the musician with a big forehead switch to playing bass guitar? He needed something to hide behind.

What do you call a person with a big forehead who is bad at math? A numbskull.

How do you know someone has a big forehead? Their sweatband covers half their face.

What’s the benefit of having a big forehead when you’re studying medicine? You don’t need a textbook, you can just memorize everything.

What’s the secret to having a big forehead and still looking good? Wear a lot of makeup on your forehead.

Why did the fashion model with a big forehead quit the industry? She couldn’t find a hat to fit her head.

Why did the man with the big forehead wear bangs? To shade his thoughts from the sun!

When someone makes fun of your big forehead, remind them that they’re just jealous of the extra brain room.

What do you call a nursery rhyme about a big forehead? Jack and the Gigantic Beanstalk.

People say that children with big foreheads are smarter. But what they don’t know is that it’s because their brains are exposed to more air conditioning.

Your forehead is so big, it could be its own zip code!

Did you hear about the politician with a big forehead? He had a platform for every wrinkle.

Your forehead is so big, you have to kiss the hairline goodbye just to touch it.

Whenever someone tells you to use your head, you can reply with I already am!

Your forehead is so large, it has its own gravitational pull. If your forehead was a math equation, it would be X+Y+Z+fivehead.

Your forehead is so big, you could balance a tray of drinks on it.

Your forehead is so massive, it needs its own satellite dish to watch TV.

The only thing preventing your big forehead from taking over the world is that you can’t fit a crown on it.

Your forehead is so wide, it needs two passports to travel across it.

If your forehead was a road, you’d need a police escort because it takes up the whole lane.

Your forehead is so vast, it’s what Google Maps uses to navigate.

Did you know that if you listen closely, you can hear the echoes of your own thoughts bouncing around in your huge forehead?

Your forehead is so expansive, it’s a major contributor to climate change.

If you were a fortune teller, all anyone would need to do is stare into your forehead for the answer.

Your forehead is so big, you have to sign it separately on legal documents.

Up to You!

Well, there you have it, big forehead folks!

50+ hilarious jokes that you can use to embrace and celebrate your unique facial feature.

Whether you’re proud of it or wish it was a bit smaller, these jokes will undoubtedly put a smile on your face and make your friends chuckle.

So, next time someone makes a joke about your forehead, hit them back with one of these zingers and watch them laugh.

Remember, life’s too short to take ourselves too seriously, especially when we have a big forehead to show off!

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