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50+ Good Jokes About School

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Are you tired of boring textbooks and endless lectures?

Well, we’ve got just the thing to spice up your day.

We’ve compiled a list of 50+ hilarious jokes about school that will have you rolling in the aisles!

From witty one-liners to goofy puns, these jokes are guaranteed to make you forget about that upcoming test.

So, put down your pencil and get ready to LOL with our collection of the funniest school jokes around!

Good Jokes About School

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

What do you call a class with no walls or roof? Open air study.

What did one wall say to the other wall in school? I’ll meet you at the corner.

Why is it a bad idea to tell joke during class? Because the teacher will want to take a crack at you.

Why did the student fail his spelling test? Because he couldn’t pronounce encyclopedia.

Why did the student refuse to study for the history exam? Because it was a thing of the past.

Why did the teacher jump into the water? To test the depth of the explanation.

Why did the student take a ladder to school? He wanted to reach the high marks.

Why did the history teacher go to the beach? To teach the class about all the ocean’s waves.

Why did the student get a detention for bringing a telescope to school? They thought he was trying to gain extra class.

Why did the student take a pillow to school? To take a nap-tural example.

Why did the student put his backpack in the freezer? He wanted to take his lunch on ice.

Why did the substitute teacher bring a bat and baseball to class? To teach a lesson about home plate.

What kind of music do teachers listen to? Classroomical music.

What is a math teacher’s favorite season? Geometry.

Why did the biology teacher open the window? So the students could get a breath of fresh air.

Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania.

Why did the student bring a fan to school? To keep it cool under pressure.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the cookie go to school? To become a Smartie.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

Why did the student throw his watch out of the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the computer go to school? To become an Apple Genius.

Why couldn’t the bicycle go to school? Because it was two-tired.

Why did the grape stop going to school? Because it ran out of juice.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to school? Because he had no body to take him there.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her class was so bright.

Why don’t fish like to go to school? They’re afraid of ending up in cubicles.

Why did the student eat his homework? His teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Why did the broom go to school? To sweep up knowledge.

Why did the dictionary go to school? To learn more words.

Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? Because it always had seconds.

Why don’t trees go to school? Because they prefer to branch out on their own.

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why don’t vampires go to school? Because they are always undead.

Why did the computer go to school? To become smarter than its user.

Why don’t skeletons go to school? They don’t have the guts.

Why did the teacher wear a life vest to class? She was teaching a floating-point lesson.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the English teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she always told him he was a little tense.

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because he got caught conducting himself in public.

Why was the computer cold in class? Because it left its Windows open.

Why did the student go to school on a Saturday? Because he wanted to attend a pencil sharpener seminar.

Why did the principal call the janitor into his office? Because he knew he could sweep the matter under the rug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the school lunch.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because he heard the teacher say it was a piece of cake.

Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to reach new heights.

Why did the cafeteria serve rubber chicken? Because it was easier to bounce back from a bad review.

Why did the pencil go to the principal’s office? Because it was sharpening its skills.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright.

Why did the school bus driver get detention? Because he was driving the students crazy.

Why did the history teacher always bring a dictionary to class? Because he liked to define ‘class-ic’ tactics.

Why did the student bury his test? Because it was a soil test and he wanted to make sure he had good grades.

Why did the science teacher cross the playground? To get to the other slide of course.

Why did the artist fail his painting class? Because he couldn’t draw a conclusion.

Why did the geography teacher always have a globe? Because she liked to spin around the world.

Why did the student get in trouble for using his phone in class? Because he couldn’t call-in sick if he wasn’t going to school.

Why did the gym teacher never leave the school? Because he was always running around.

Up to You!

Well, with these 50+ jokes about school, you’ve got enough ammunition to make your classmates laugh until they cry.

We won’t be responsible for any detention time you might accrue for disrupting the class, but we will take credit for making you the class clown.

Just don’t forget – while laughter may be the best medicine, it probably won’t help you pass your math test.

Until next time, keep on cracking those jokes!

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