Hey there school-goer!
Are you ready to have your funny bone tickled with some hilarious jokes?
We’ve rounded up 50+ rib-tickling Nigerian jokes about school that will have you laughing so hard, you may just fall off your chair (please don’t – we don’t want any injuries!).
From teachers with funny quirks to hilarious classroom moments, these jokes will remind you that laughter truly is the best medicine.
So buckle up, put on your reading glasses and get ready to let out some serious giggles.
Let’s dive into the funniest school jokes from the land of jollof rice and pounded yam!
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Funny Nigerian Jokes About School
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright!
Why did the student cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why did the student eat her homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it and then hand it to the teacher after sneezing.
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high marks!
Why did the tomato go to school? To learn how to ketchup.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What is a teacher’s favorite kind of music? Wrap.
Why did the teacher wear red? She wanted to set the class on fire!
What did one pencil say to another? You’re looking sharp.
At school, what subject can a cat excel in? MEOW-th.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What did the scissors say to the paper? You’re toast.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite!
Why did the student take a ladder to school? Because high school taught nothing without it!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Teacher: Spell orange. Student: O-R-A-N-G-E Teacher: No, that’s wrong. Student: No, you’re wrong. There’s no other way to spell it.
Why did the student take a ladder to school? Because he was going to high school.
Teacher: Can anyone use the word indefinitely in a sentence? Student: My dad doesn’t know how to use the computer, so I have to do it indefinitely.
Why did the student carry a ruler to school? To measure how long the class was.
Teacher: Who can tell me a word that starts with ‘A’ and ends with ‘E’? Student: Anteaters.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Teacher: What type of exams do you like? Student: Take-home exams. Teacher: Why do you like take-home exams? Student: Because I get better marks when my parents do them.
Teacher: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? Student: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Why did the student eat his homework? He thought it was a piece of cake.
Teacher: What’s the difference between a school principal and a dentist? Student: A school principal brushes up on things at night and a dentist brushes up on teeth.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance? He had no body to dance with.
Teacher: Why are you late for school? Student: Because I fell asleep on the bus. Teacher: Why did you fall asleep on the bus? Student: Because I was up all night last night doing my homework.
What did the math book say to the science book? Boy, do I have problems!
Teacher: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Student: Frostbite.
Why did the teacher go through the window instead of the door? Because he wanted to be transparent.
Teacher: What are your career plans? Student: I want to be a doctor. Teacher: Why? Student: Because I can never say no to sick people.
Why did the student bring a ladder into the classroom? To get to his higher education.
Teacher: What do you call a person who never stops learning? Student: A teacher!
Why did the teacher wear a cap and gown to school? Because it was graduation day!
Why did the math teacher break up with the geography teacher? Because she found out he was always cheating on his exes!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why was the school principal always stressed out? Because he was principal-ly responsible for everything!
What did the Nigerian student say when his teacher asked him why he got an F in geography? I’ve never been lost, so why would I need a map?
How do you make a Nigerian student study? By telling them that their phone battery will die if they don’t!
What did the history teacher say to the geography teacher? I wish I could remember where I left my keys!
What did the English teacher say to the math teacher? I don’t know how to add, but I can write a novel!
Why did the classroom travel to Nigeria? To learn how to spell abracadabra!
What did the geography teacher say when the student asked him if he has ever been to Mars? No, I’ve only been to Maputo!
Why did the Nigerian student bring a pencil to the gym? Because they needed a write workout!
What do you call a Nigerian student who is great at math and sports? A scholar-athlete-champion!
Why did the science teacher like working with liquids? Because they could always count on them!
What did the Nigerian student say to the principal when he got caught cheating? I was just trying to ‘copy-and-Naija’!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because they wanted to keep the students in line with their cool factor!
Why did the Nigerian student decide to become a doctor? Because they heard that teachers are easy patients!
What did the math teacher say when the student asked him for a joke? I have a lot of decimals of humor!
Why did the history teacher cross the road? To get to the other book!
What did the English teacher say when the student asked her to explain antonyms? Do I look like a word magician to you?!
Why did the Nigerian student bring a computer to class? So they could get a better connection to the classroom!
Up to You!
So there you have it, dear reader, 50+ rib-cracking Nigerian school jokes that are too funny to ignore.
Whether you’re a student, teacher, or alumni, there’s no denying that school can be full of hilarious moments and unforgettable memories.
These jokes are a testament to that, and we hope they’ve brightened up your day and given you a good laugh.
So next time you’re feeling stressed or overwhelmed, just remember these jokes and let the laughter wash over you.
After all, a good sense of humor is the best tool for surviving the ups and downs of school (and life in general).
Cheers to more laughter and silly moments!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝