Hey there, rainy day warrior!
You might as well accept it – rain is here to stay.
But instead of letting your mood get washed away like a soggy napkin, why not find the silver lining in those clouds?
And by silver lining, we mean hilarious jokes about the rain!
So grab a cup of tea, cozy up under a blanket, and get ready to laugh your way through 50+ of the most pun-tastic, giggle-inducing, and downright hilarious jokes about precipitation.
Whether you’re a pluviophile or just need a little cheering up on a dreary day, these jokes are sure to make you feel sunny inside (even if it’s pouring outside).
So without further ado, let the rain jokes begin!
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Funny Jokes About The Rain
Why do you never hear thunder in the library? Because it has so many shelves.
What do you call it when it’s raining cats and dogs? A pet storm.
Why does the rain always like to sing in the shower? Because it sounds better in a damp environment.
Why do ducks make terrible spectators on rainy days? They always quack up.
What do you call a group of sun-loving friends caught in a rainstorm? A wet pack of beach bums.
What happened to the man who stayed out in the rain too long? He became a frog-burger.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school when it was raining? Because he wanted to reach the highest level of education.
How do you know when it’s raining fish? When the worms are carrying umbrellas.
What do you call a rainy day in Scotland? A typical day.
Why did the rain refuse to go to the party? It was already raining cats and dogs!
What does a rain cloud wear under his coat? Thunderwear.
Why don’t people use umbrellas in space? Because it never rains in space.
What did the umbrella say to the rain? You’re really making a wet blanket out of me.
Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It just needed some space.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a rainstorm? Slush puppies.
Why did the meteorologist break up with his girlfriend on a rainy day? He said, I’ll be honest, it’s not looking good between us.
What did the grape say when it got caught in the rain? Nothing, it just gave a little whine.
Why did the raindrop go to the doctor? Because it felt under the weather.
Why don’t vampires like the rain? It washes the blood off their fangs.
Why do rain puns always make the situation weird? They always dampen the mood.
Why did the raindrop go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little under the weather.
What do you call two raindrops? A parasol.
What do you call a wet teddy bear? A drizzly bear.
Why did the man use a ladder during the rainstorm? To reach the high sky.
What is a rainstorm’s favorite snack? Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company and three’s a cloud.
What do you call a group of raindrops? A shower.
What’s the difference between a horse and the rain? One neighs, and the other nays.
Why was the math book sad during the rainstorm? Because it had too many problems.
What does one raindrop say to the other raindrop when they’re flirting? Wanna go get ‘drizzled’ together?
Why is the umbrella always invited to parties? Because it can throw shade and keep things dry.
How do you know if there is too much rain in your community? When you see boats and canoes on the streets.
Why did the giraffe avoid the rain? Because it didn’t want to be a tall drink of water.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a rainstorm? A slushie.
Why did the bicycle ride in the rain? Because it wanted to get its wheels wet.
What did the rain say about the grass? It’s always greener on the other side, but it’s always wetter where I am.
Why did the chicken cross the road during the rain? To get to the dryer side.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on the wet street? It was two-tired.
What do you call a wet boomerang? A change of forecast.
Why did the scarecrow stay inside during the rainstorm? He was afraid he’d get a splitting headache.
I tried to catch some fog the other day, but I mist.
What did the umbrella say to the cloud? You can rain on me anytime!
How do you catch a squirrel in the rain? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the rain? Because they make up everything.
What’s the best day to go outside in the rain? Friday, because it’s already wet.
Why do ducks love the rain? Because they love to quack.
Why don’t people trust raindrops? Because they’re always falling.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, but three’s a cloud.
Why did the man take his clock outside during the rainstorm? To make it a splash clock.
Why don’t people like the rain? Because it wets their appetite.
What do you call a sheep in the rain? A woolly jumper.
Why did the computer go outside in the rain? To log on.
How do you know it’s raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle.
What do you call a rainy day in a campground? A dampsite.
What do you call a group of raindrops? An umbrella corps.
Why did the sandwich refuse to go out in the rain? It was afraid of getting soggy.
What’s the difference between a horse in the rain and a man with a broken umbrella? One is spitting and the other is brolly kidding.
Why don’t bikes like the rain? They get tired.
What do you call a rainy day at the beach? A sand wash.
Up to You!
So there you have it, dear reader!
50+ hilarious and pun-filled jokes about rain that will definitely have you laughing your socks off (and possibly even your rain boots!).
Hopefully, these jokes have brightened up your day just as a rainbow does after a rainstorm.
Now go out and spread some joy with your newfound knowledge of funny rain jokes.
Who knows, you might even make someone’s rainy day a whole lot brighter!
Keep laughing, keep smiling, and always remember to bring an umbrella – you never know when these jokes might just rain down on you!
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