Hey there, test taker extraordinaire!
We know you’re probably counting down the minutes until your next exam, but don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.
In fact, we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about school tests that are sure to make you laugh your way to an A+ (or at least distract you from your impending doom).
So sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle your way through the stress of finals week.
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Funny Jokes About School Tests
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the teacher give everybody a piece of candy before the test? So that they could all have a sweet score.
Why did the teacher give the student a grade of C-? Because they were sea sick.
What’s the difference between a poorly written essay and a late pizza delivery? Nothing, they both get a bad grade.
What do you call a brainy snowman? A brain freeze.
What do you call it when you’re so focused on a test, you don’t hear anything? Testosterone.
Why did the student take a ladder to their history test? They were told the questions were above their level.
Why do math teachers love noise cancelling headphones? So they can’t hear students crying over tough equations.
What did one test say to the other? I hope you do well, but I’m sure I’ll be better, I have all the answers!
What do you call an English test on a hot day? A midsummer nightmare.
How do you keep a happy face during a test? Draw one on your test paper.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the student take a compass to their geography test? They needed an extra direction.
What did the teacher say to the solar system during the science test? Stay in orbit or else there will be consequences.
Why did the student bring a trail mix to the test? They wanted to make sure they had all the right answers.
What do you get when you fail every math test? – –
Why did the student take a nap before their test? So they could rest their memory.
What do you call a monkey in school? A gradu-ape!
What do you call an extremely hard math problem? A math-ma-jig.
Why do students like taking tests on the internet? Because no one can see them eating snacks under the desk.
Why did the teacher give the snake a test? To see if it could hiss-torically pass!
Why did the student eat his math test? Because it had a lot of square roots!
Why did the science exam get a low score? The atoms were misplaced!
What do you call a test that is full of mistakes? A scan-tronado!
Why do tests have multiple choice answers? So you can feel lucky if you guess it right!
Why did the student talk to his test? It was a no-answer test!
What did the history teacher say about the failing grades? Those who don’t learn from their tests, are doomed to retake them!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school for the math test? Because the problems were too high-level!
Why are spelling tests the easiest to cheat on? Because its all the same words!
Why do tests always take place in the classroom? So the desks can do their finals too!
Why do math tests have a lot of circles? To find the A-round numbers!
Why did the student sneeze during the test? To cover up the sound of his eraser!
Why do computers dread taking tests? They’re afraid they’ll get a virus!
What did the exams say to the students? I’m your test, not your friend, so don’t try to cheat on me again!
Why does the gym teacher hate giving tests? Because it’s not a stretch of his imagination!
Why did the student fail the driving test? Because he didn’t turn the page!
Why did the milk send his test back? He found it too curd-sory!
Why did the student bring a pillow to the test? So he could sleep on his knowledge!
Why is it called a test tube in science? Because that’s where science takes its best shot!
Why did the math book look so messy before the test? It was full of problems!
Why did the math teacher give a test on snakes? Because it was a hiss-terical test!
What do you call a test in which every question has the same answer? A multiple-guess test!
What do you get when you cross a test with a paper shredder? Answer: a shredded exam!
Why did the Geography teacher give a test on the North Pole? Because she wanted to see how cold-hearted her students were!
Why did the English teacher give a test on baking? Because she wanted to see how well her students could read recipe books!
What do you get when you cross a test with a bull? A test with a lot of bull!
Why did the History teacher give a test on Noah’s Ark? Because she wanted to see how much her students could remember from their childhood Sunday School lessons!
Why did the Chemistry teacher give a test on light bulbs? Because she wanted to see how her students could illuminate a problem!
What do you get when you cross a test with a lemon? A sour test!
Why did the Physics teacher give a test on roller coasters? Because she wanted to know how well her students could handle the ups and downs of the course!
What do you call a test that has no wrong answers? A make-believe test!
Why did the Biology teacher give a test on the human heart? Because she wanted to see how much love her students had for the subject!
What do you get when you cross a test with a clown? A test full of jokes!
If the teacher had one test to give, and you get an A on that test, what grade would you get? An A of course!
Why did the Art teacher give a test on nail art? Because she wanted to see how creative her students were with the brush!
What do you call a test that is easy to cheat on? A cheater’s delight!
Why did the Music teacher give a test on cats? Because she wanted to know how well her students could purr-fectly replicate a meow!
What do you get when you cross a test with a GPS? A test with perfect directions!
Why did the PE teacher give a test on ping pong? Because she wanted to know how well her students could bounce back!
What do you get when you cross a test with a burrito? A test that is wrapped up and spicy!
Up to You!
So, there you have it – 50+ hilarious jokes about school tests.
Whether you’re a student who’s praying for an A or a teacher who’s grading papers into the wee hours of the night, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face (and maybe even a few groans).
With all the stress and pressure that comes with education, sometimes it’s important to take a step back and have a laugh.
Who knows, maybe one of these jokes will even inspire you to study harder – or at least make it through the next round of exams.
So, go ahead and share these jokes with your classmates, colleagues, and friends.
Laughter is the best medicine, after all – even if it doesn’t help with your math test!
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