Hey there rainy day lover!
Do you find yourself laughing in the face of dreary weather?
Look no further, because we’ve got 50+ hilarious rain-themed jokes that are sure to make you chuckle even on the stormiest of days.
From puns to one-liners, these jokes are dripping with humor and guaranteed to make a splash.
So grab your umbrella and get ready to lighten the mood with our collection of the funniest rain jokes around.
Let’s dive in!
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Funny Jokes About Rain
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t vampires like rain? Because it washes their victims’ blood away!
What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
Why did the umbrella break up with the hat? It was better off under cover!
How does an octopus ask for a raincoat? Can I have a brellapuss?
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? Neither can stay stable for very long!
Why does rain fall down, but never up? Because it knows its place!
Did you hear about the meteorologist who fell off a roof during a storm? He got wind of it!
Why do fish hate rainy days? They always end up feeling clammy!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the rain? They’re just too unstable!
Why did the chicken cross the road during a rainstorm? To get to the fowl weather!
What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella on a rainy day? I’ve got you covered!
What do you get when you cross rain with a math problem? A shower of numbers!
Why don’t raindrops ever commit crimes? They always get caught in the act!
What’s a frog’s favorite type of weather? Showers of blessing!
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
Why do people say it’s raining cats and dogs? Because it’s hard to see the real precipitation behind all the fur!
What did the sun say to the rain when they met up in the sky? Hey, I didn’t think we were supposed to see each other until next season!
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs? When you step outside and step in a poodle!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants when it was raining? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the raindrop go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little under the weather.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Why don’t vampires go out in the rain? They don’t want to mess up their hair.
What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, but three’s a cloud.
Why did the rain go to art school? It wanted to learn how to make a splash.
What do you call a Mexican rainstorm? A nacho average storm.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing (which was raining).
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs? You hear a meow-ture warning or a barkometer alert.
Why don’t they play cards in the jungle? It’s too damp and the elephant always wrecks the racket.
What’s the difference between snowmen and rainmen? Snowmen freeze and rainmen chart.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants when it rained? In case he got a hole-in-one.
What did the cloud say to the ground? It’s nice to dew you.
What’s the forecast called when it’s raining iguanas? A lizard warning.
Why does it take longer to run through a rainstorm? Because rain slows you down, water you doing rushing?
What do you call a rooster on a rainy day? Foghorn Leghorn-worm.
Why does rain never need a passport? Because it’s always a citizen of the world.
What did the umbrella say to the hat? You go ahead, I’ll cover the top.
Why did the baker make dessert when it was raining? He knew a drizzle would be sweet to taste.
Why did the raincoat break up with the pants? They had too many seams to go anywhere together.
Why did the rain go to therapy? It was feeling a little mist-erious.
Why did the rain drop out of school? It didn’t like its grades in precipitation.
Why don’t ducks wear raincoats? They’re already water-resistant!
Why did the umbrella break up with the raincoat? It said You’re too clingy!
Why did the rain stop falling? It felt like it was just going through a phase.
Why did the rain dance to the electric slide? Because it was a thunderstorm!
Why did the rain get a job as a detective? Because it was always searching for clues.
Why don’t clouds make good chefs? They always over-season their dishes with too much rain!
Why did the rain invite itself to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a wet affair.
Why did the rain take up martial arts? It wanted to master the art of precipitation.
Why did the rain fail its driving test? It couldn’t distinguish between the road and the puddles.
Why did the lightning bolt hit the tree? Because it was too wet behind the ears.
Why did the rain get upset at the crosswalk? It felt like it was always getting rained on.
Why did the rain dial 911? It saw someone walking without an umbrella and had to make a splash.
Why did the rain settle down in the library? It loved the sound of raindrops on the roof.
Why did the rain become a coach? It loved the idea of weather training.
Why did the cloud tell the rain to take a break? It was getting misty-eyed.
Why did the rain get nervous before the concert? It didn’t want to be a downpour.
Why did the umbrella start singing? Because raindrops keep falling on my head!
Why did the rain stop playing poker with the sun? It was tired of getting burned.
Up to You!
And there you have it, dear reader!
50+ hilarious jokes to make even the rainiest day a little bit brighter.
Now go out and tell your friends these jokes, spread the joy, and always remember – when it rains, it pours…with laughter!
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