Remember those awkward, cringe-worthy years we call middle school?
A time when your biggest decision was whether to wear your braces with neon rubber bands or glittery ones?
We’ve all been there!
But fear not, because we’ve compiled a hilarious list of 50+ jokes about our beloved middle school years that will make you laugh, reminisce, and maybe even cringe a little.
So put on your best “I Heart NY” t-shirt and let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we?
Funny Jokes About Middle School
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
What did the gym teacher say to the vending machine? Give me my quarter back!
Why did the history teacher go on a diet? To keep his students from calling him Mr. Fat-tory.
Why do middle schoolers like to sit in the back of the room? Because it’s super cool to sit on your backpack.
Why don’t middle schoolers need an alarm clock? Because their anxiety naturally wakes them up at 4:00am.
Why do middle schoolers love to make yo mama jokes? Because their own mama is constantly embarrassing them.
What did one pencil say to the other pencil after a long day of note-taking? I’m done, I need a break lead!
Why did the science teacher always wear a wig? Because she kept losing her hair from all the experiments gone wrong.
Why did the student fail her history test on Ancient Greece? Because she thought Athens and Olive Garden were the same thing.
Why do middle schoolers love to whisper? Because they think it’s stealthy, but everyone can still hear them.
What do you get when you cross a rubber band and a pencil? A mathematic-al instrument!
Why did the art teacher lock all the paintbrushes in the supply closet? Because they were all brushing up on their bad behavior.
Why did the principal bring an umbrella to the student council meeting? In case there was a vote to rain on everyone’s parade.
What do you call a joke that’s not funny in middle school? A punchline!
Why did the gym teacher get lost in the locker room? Because all the students kept locker-blocking him.
What did the student say when she forgot her lunchbox? I’m really ‘mis-placing’ my priorities today.
Why did the social studies teacher confine everyone to their seats during class? She was seat-belt-ing their education!
What do you get when you cross a middle schooler with a ham sandwich? A middle schooler with a ham sandwich.
Why do middle schoolers accuse each other of cheating in gym class? Because it’s the only class they’re not failing.
What do you call a middle school dance without any stinky feet? A miracle!
Why did the middle school teacher bring a ladder to class? To reach the middle schoolers’ attention spans.
What’s a middle schooler’s favorite type of music? Anything loud enough to drown out their parents’ voices.
Why did the middle schooler cross the road? To get to the vape shop on the other side.
Why don’t middle schoolers tell jokes in public? Because their sense of humor is too immature.
What’s a middle schooler’s favorite season? The one right before finals.
What do you call a middle schooler who’s good at math? A unicorn.
Why did the middle schooler eat his homework? He figured it was the only way to get a passing grade.
What did the middle schooler say when he saw a bunch of monkeys in the zoo? Hey look, it’s my classmates!
Why don’t middle schoolers use pencils anymore? Because they can’t figure out which end to write with.
Why did the middle schooler refuse to go to recess? Because he heard that socializing can lead to friend-zoning.
What’s a middle schooler’s favorite type of clothing? Anything that makes them look like they’re too cool for school.
Why did the middle schooler need to bring a dictionary to class? To understand what his teacher was saying.
What’s a middle schooler’s favorite word? Like.
Why did the middle schooler throw his iPhone out the window? So he could upgrade to the latest model.
What’s a middle schooler’s favorite type of sport? That one where they can sit on the sidelines and chat with their friends.
Why did the middle schooler refuse to use a calculator? He wanted to show off his impressive math skills.
What do you get when you cross a middle schooler with a clown? Someone who’s all jokes and no work.
Why did the middle schooler bring a pillow to class? So he could take a nap during the boring parts of the lecture.
What’s a middle schooler’s favorite type of vegetable? The one that they can avoid eating by hiding it in their napkin.
Why did the middle schooler fail his history test? He thought the Founding Fathers were a boy band.
Why did the middle school student put a slice of bread in his locker? So he could have a sandwich between classes!
What do you call a middle schooler with a mullet? Business in the front, party in the backpack!
Why did the teacher call for a time out during her lecture? She needed to re-charge her patience batteries for the middle schoolers!
How do you know when middle school students are in love? They get detention for holding hands in the hallway!
Why did the middle school principal think she was a vampire? She always had to stay up late grading papers!
What do you call a group of middle schoolers in a science lab? A chemical rebellion!
Why did the middle schooler refuse to do math problems that involved pizza? He didn’t want to divide the pie!
What do you call a middle school student who’s always making jokes? A class clown fish!
Why did the middle school student wear sunglasses to school? To hide from all the drama in the hallways!
What do you call a middle schooler who loves to play with electricity? A watt a shock!
Why did the middle schooler bring a ladder to school? So he could climb the social hierarchy!
What do you call a middle school student who’s always absent? A ninja, because they’re never seen!
Why did the middle school principal start wearing a cape? He was tired of being just a regular superhero!
What do you call a middle school student who can juggle three textbooks at once? A scholar in circus training!
Why did the middle school student bring a backpack full of rubber bands to school? He was ready for any snap decision!
What do you call a middle school student who loves horror movies? A middle frighter!
Why did the middle school student refuse to learn social studies? She said she was already socially aware!
What do you call a middle school student who loves to sing but can’t carry a tune? A musical hiccup!
Why did the middle schooler hate art class? He said he was more of a scribbler than a Picasso!
What do you call a middle school student who’s always hungry? A growing boy (or girl) with a grumbling stomach!
Up to You!
Well, well, well, look at you!
You made it through 50+ hilarious jokes about middle school.
From the cringy awkwardness of puberty to the absurdity of school lunches, we’ve covered it all.
You’re officially a master of humor when it comes to middle school (or at least you’re getting there).
Now, go forth and make your classmates giggle with these jokes.
Who knows, maybe you’ll become the class clown or the next Jim Gaffigan.
Keep the laughter going, my friend!
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