Hey there lovebirds!
Love is in the air and what better way to celebrate than with some hilarious jokes about the L-word?
Whether you’re head over heels for someone or just need a good laugh, we’ve got you covered with 50+ rib-tickling jokes about the ups and downs of love.
So grab your significant other (or a tub of ice cream) and get ready to LOL your heart out!
Funny Jokes About Love
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat and she said “I don’t know, you choose.” So I said “Ok, let’s go eat someplace nice and expensive.” She replied, “That’s not available in my budget.”
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the banana go out with the grape? Because it couldn’t get a date!
Two guys stole a calendar. They got six months each.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
Why did the tomato turn down the date? It was already in a saucy relationship!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they’re easy to see through!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!
What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey bud!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of mice!
Why did the man break up with his tennis-playing girlfriend? Because she was always serving love.
What did one light bulb say to the other? Oh darling, I love you a watt!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did Mr. Potato Head break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always mashing his potatoes.
What did one teddy bear say to the other? You’re unBEARably cute.
What did one elevator say to the other? I love you, because you always lift me up!
Why did the can of soup get married? Because it found its perfect match.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the strawberry propose to the blueberry? Because they were berry in love.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells.
Why did the bicycle fall in love with the car? Because it was tire-d of being single.
Why did the egg break up with the other egg? It didn’t like the way the other egg was beating it.
What do you call an engaged dinosaur? A dino-sore.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its love nest.
Why did the man propose to his girlfriend at the zoo? Because he wanted to put a ring-tailed lemur on her finger.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date with a ‘nana.
What did the mathematician say to his Valentine? I love you more than pi.
Why did the grape break up with the raisin? Because it became too dried up and wrinkly.
Why did the fish fall in love with the librarian? Because she was always reeling him in.
What did the computer say to its Valentine? I love you more than Ctrl + Alt + Del.
Why did the two worms fall in love with each other? Because they were head over heels!
What did the grape say when it fell in love with the raisin? I can’t wait to raisin a family with you!
Why did the baker break up with his girlfriend? She was too kneady!
Why did the tomato turn red when it heard a love story? Because it was a saucy tale!
What did the man say when his girlfriend asked him to be more romantic? I’m already chivalrous, what more could you want, my ladybug?
Why did the bicycle run away from its lover? Because it was tired of the same-old spin cycle!
What did the sushi say when it fell in love? You soy much to me!
Why was the corn stalk in love with the sunflower? Because it was head over ears!
Why did the chicken cross the road to be with its lover? Because love knows no chicken boundaries!
What do you get when you cross a love-struck koala with a rock star? A loveable rocker!
Why did the librarian fall in love with the book thief? She always knew how to check him out!
What did the cheese say when it found its perfect match? I’ve finally found my brie-ff!
Why did the computer fall in love with Spider-Man? Because he was always saving her data!
What do you get when you mix a love-struck sailor and a mermaid? A tide-relationship!
Why did the ice cream cone fall in love with the fudge sundae? Because she was the cherry on top of his life!
Why did the wolf fall in love with the sheep? It was a wolf in sheep’s clothing!
What did the clock say when it fell in love? I’ve been tick-tocking about you all day long!
Why did the dentist fall in love with the patient? He was a real filling!
What do you call a love-struck lion? The king and queen of the jungle!
Why did the mushroom fall in love with the tree? Because he found his fungi-mate!
Up to You!
Well, you made it through all 50+ jokes about love!
Hopefully, you got a good laugh and maybe even found a new go-to joke for your next date night.
Remember, laughter is the key to a happy relationship.
So keep the jokes coming and don’t forget to share the love.
And on that note, we’ll leave you with one final joke: Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other dove?
Because love is in the air!
We crack ourselves up.
Thanks for reading!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝