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50+ Funny Jokes About Love Languages

Hey you, language lover!

Are you tired of endlessly scrolling through love language articles that are about as interesting as watching paint dry?

Well, have no fear because we’ve got a treat for you!

Get ready to laugh your heart out with our collection of 50+ funny jokes about love languages.

From physical touch to acts of service, these jokes will have you saying “I love humor” in every love language.

So sit back, relax, and get ready to learn what love is really all about…

jokingly, of course!

Funny Jokes About Love Languages

If gift giving is your love language, then I must confess… I’m broke.

My love language is quality time, which is just a fancy way of saying I’m clingy.

I told my partner that my love language is physical touch, so they’ve been hugging me non-stop. I’m starting to regret my choice.

If acts of service is your love language, try cleaning up after yourself instead of relying on your significant other.

My love language is words of affirmation, but I still don’t believe myself when I say I’m great.

I tried using my love language of receiving gifts to woo my crush, but all I got was a restraining order.

They say love is a universal language, but my love language is actually Pig Latin.

My love language is cooking, but unfortunately my partner prefers takeout.

I think my love language is sarcasm, but my partner just thinks I’m mean.

My love language is just handing out compliments like they’re candy, but people seem to think I have ulterior motives…

If your love language is touch, don’t forget that social distancing still exists.

My partner’s love language is acts of service, so I asked them to mow my lawn. Now they won’t stop complaining about the heat.

They say actions speak louder than words, but my love language is actually screaming I love you at the top of my lungs.

My love language is cooking, but my partner only pretends to like my food to spare my feelings.

I think my love language is making puns, but I’m not sure if anyone else finds them funny.

My love language is awkward silence, which is why I can’t seem to find a date.

I told my partner that my love language is money and then they promptly broke up with me.

My love language is physical touch, but I’m also really afraid of germs. A true dilemma.

I think my love language is napping, but my partner says that’s not actually a love language.

My love language is pretending to care about my partner’s interests, but I think they’re starting to catch on.

Why did the linguist break up with their partner who only spoke in physical touch? Because they didn’t have enough personal space.

Why did the guy who only spoke in gifts go broke? He couldn’t afford to keep up with his love language.

What do you call a person whose love language is acts of service? A pickup artist.

Why did the girl who only spoke in words of affirmation have so many failed relationships? She always gave her partners too much praise, so they became overconfident.

What do you call a couple who both have the same love language? A match made in heaven.

What did the girl who only spoke in quality time say when her boyfriend was always on his phone? Put down that device and give me your presence!

Why did the girl who only spoke in quality time dump her boyfriend who was always working? He never had any time for her.

What do you call a couple who both have the lowest-ranked love language, gifts? Cheap date.

What do you call a guy who only speaks in physical touch after a breakup? A hug dealer.

What did the girl who only spoke in words of affirmation say when her boyfriend didn’t get her a Valentine’s Day present? Your loving words better be enough!

Why did the girl who only spoke in gifts date so many men? She thought they were all re-giftable.

What did the guy who only spoke in acts of service say when his girlfriend asked him to take out the trash? Anything to please you, my love.

Why did the couple whose love language was physical touch have to break up? They couldn’t keep their hands to themselves in public.

What do you call a person whose love language is physical touch but they don’t like to be touched? Confused.

What did the girl who only spoke in receiving gifts say when her partner forgot their anniversary? I guess my love isn’t worth a present.

Why did the guy who only spoke in quality time get in trouble with his girlfriend while binge-watching Netflix? She said he wasn’t giving her his undivided attention.

What do you call a couple who have completely different love languages? A work in progress.

Why did the girl who only spoke in words of affirmation break down in tears? Her boyfriend took her compliments the wrong way.

What do you call a person whose love language is acts of service but they never do anything helpful? Lazy lover.

Why did the couple who both spoke in physical touch have such a strong connection? They just couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

I tried speaking my partner’s love language, but all I got was a bunch of gibberish. Turns out they’re fluent in emoji.

What do you call a linguist who specializes in love languages? A polyglove-ist!

I told my partner I wanted to learn their love language. They said it’s ‘quality time,’ but all I heard was ‘buy me a Rolex.’

My partner’s love language is ‘words of affirmation.’ So every morning, I wake up and tell them they’re the Beyoncé of our relationship.

My love language is ‘acts of service.’ That’s why I always clean up the dishes after my partner cooks dinner – except for the cheese grater. That thing is a nightmare.

What do you call a couple who only speaks in physical touch? Sign language.

My partner’s love language is ‘gifts.’ I knew I found the one when they gave me a T-shirt with my face on it for our anniversary.

My love language is ‘receiving gifts,’ but my wallet’s love language is ‘saving money.’ Isn’t love grand?

I tried to learn my partner’s love language, but I kept mixing up ‘acts of service’ and ‘words of affirmation.’ So now they think they’re Beyoncé and I’m their roadie.

My partner’s love language is ‘quality time,’ but all they want to do is sit on the couch and binge-watch The Office. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

I told my partner I wanted to learn their love language, and they said it’s ‘physical touch.’ So I punched them in the arm and said, ‘Was that it?’

My love language is ‘words of affirmation,’ but all I ever hear from my partner is, ‘Did you take out the trash yet?’

What do you call a love language that involves giving your partner chicken nuggets? Poultry-lyamory.

My partner’s love language is ‘acts of service,’ but my version of that is ‘pretending to be interested in their hobby while secretly scrolling through Twitter.’

My love language is ‘receiving gifts,’ but all I ever seem to get is socks. I think my partner might be trying to tell me something.

What do you call a couple who speaks in puns about love languages? Linguistically pun-tastic!

My partner’s love language is ‘doing things together,’ so we signed up for a pottery class. Turns out they’re a natural, and I’m still trying to figure out how to make a decent mug.

My love language is ‘words of affirmation,’ but every time I try to say something nice to my partner, they’re like, ‘Yeah, yeah, whatever. Did you see the latest episode of Cobra Kai?’

What do you call a love language that involves sending your partner memes? Memely love.

My partner’s love language is ‘acts of service,’ but every time I try to do something nice for them, they’re like, ‘You’re not doing it right!’ Looks like I’m stuck being the subpar sous chef in this relationship.

Up to You!

So there you have it, dear reader!

50+ hilarious jokes about love languages.

Learning your love language can be an eye-opening experience, but it’s important not to take ourselves too seriously.

After all, laughter is the best medicine (and probably counts as a sixth love language, right?).

So go forth and share these jokes with your friends, your partner, your mom, your dog – anyone who will appreciate a good laugh.

And who knows?

Maybe you’ll even discover a new love language in the process: the language of comedy.

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