Hey, you hopeless romantics!
If you’re tired of the sappy lovey-dovey stuff and in need of a good laugh, then you’re in the right place.
We’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about love and relationships that will have you in stitches.
Whether you’re single and enjoying the single life (or not), or you’re in a committed partnership with your significant other, these jokes will have you nodding your head in agreement and chuckling at the absurdity of it all.
So, grab a drink, get comfortable, and get ready to laugh your heart out!
Funny Jokes About Love And Relationships
Why did the picture dump their significant other? Because they couldn’t crop their flaws.
Why was the math book sad about their relationship? Because they had so many problems.
Why did the frog call off their wedding? Because they found out their partner was a toad.
What do you call a relationship between a teacher and a student? Extra curricular.
What did the tree say to their partner? I’m falling for you.
Why did the two turtles break up? They were moving at a slow pace.
What did one wall say to the other wall in a relationship? I’ll support you.
Why did the bicycle break up with their partner? They were too tired of their cycle.
Why did the cheese end their relationship? They thought their partner was too cheesy.
What do you call a relationship between a rock and a tree? A stable one.
What do you call a relationship between a cannibal and a vegetarian? An impossible one.
What do you call a relationship between two snowmen? Frosty.
Why was the caffeine addicted couple always together? Because they were always looking for their next fix.
What do you call a relationship between a farmer and a scarecrow? A corny one.
Why did the doctor break up with their partner? They weren’t feeling the patient love.
Why did the baker break up with their partner? They were kneading too much attention.
What do you call a relationship between two chemicals? Reactionary.
What do you call a relationship between two architects? Structurally sound.
Why did the lobster end their relationship? They were too shellfish.
What do you call a relationship between two computers? A digital love affair.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the man break up with his mattress? Because it was too soft on him!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? It gave her a ring!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the popcorn break up with the caramel? It was too clingy!
What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind, and marriage is an eye-opener!
Why did the avocado go on a date with the lemon? Because it wanted to guac and roll!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s the best way to get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Why did the cow go on a date with the chicken? They wanted to have a moo-wing!
Why did the frog break up with the toad? They kept croaking jokes at each other!
Why do chickens make terrible iron chefs? Because they always forget the breading!
What do you call a clever duck? A wise quacker!
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny little ant-bodies!
Why did the one-handed man leave his girlfriend? He couldn’t put a ring on it!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycomb!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the germaphobe break up with his girlfriend? Because she sneezed without covering her mouth.
What did the grape say to the raisin on Valentine’s Day? You’re getting better with age.
Why did the couple stop buying toilet paper together? Because they were tired of dealing with shitty situations.
Why did the couple get into a fight at the ice cream shop? Because one wanted Rocky Road and the other wanted Mint Chocolate Chip – it was a Rocky Road to love.
Why did the tomato blush when it saw the cucumber? Because it was love at first sight.
Why did the woman refuse to date the banker? She didn’t want to be just another account on his balance sheet.
Why did the man propose to his girlfriend at McDonald’s? Because he wanted to super-size their love.
Why did the couple break up after Valentine’s Day? Because they couldn’t handle the pressure of March Madness.
Why was the man afraid to propose to his girlfriend? Because he didn’t want to take the plunge.
Why did the man break up with his girlfriend after going to the circus? Because she was too much of a clown for him.
Why did the couple break up after going to the gym together? Because they couldn’t work out their problems.
Why did the couple break up after going to the zoo? Because the man wanted to be a cheetah, but the woman said he was lion.
Why did the couple break up after going to the amusement park? Because they didn’t want to ride the roller-coaster of love anymore.
Why did the couple break up after going to the museum? Because the woman loved history, but the man couldn’t stop staring at the paintings.
Why did the couple break up after going to the beach? Because the man was more interested in the sandcastle competition than spending time with his girlfriend.
Why did the couple break up after going to the opera? Because the woman wanted to hear Mozart, but the man only wanted to hear his own voice.
Why did the couple break up after going to the comedy club? Because the woman found the comedian funnier than her boyfriend.
Why was the man afraid to tell his girlfriend he loved her? He didn’t want to lose his freedom of speech.
Why did the woman refuse to date the comedian? Because she didn’t want to be the punchline of a bad joke.
Why did the couple break up after going to the theme park? Because the man wanted to go on the roller-coaster, but the woman wanted to ride the tea cups – they were spinning in different directions.
Up to You!
Now that you’ve read through all 50+ of these love and relationship jokes, it’s time to put them into action!
Whether you’re sharing a laugh with your significant other or using them to break the ice on a first date, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face.
So go ahead, try them out.
Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the process (or at least a good chuckle or two).
After all, as the great philosopher Snoopy once said, “All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝