Hey, you there!
Are you ready to feast your eyes on some hilarious jokes about Chinese food?
Get your chopsticks ready, because we’ve got 50+ gut-busting gags that’ll leave you in stitches (and maybe a little hungry).
Whether you’re a fan of wonton soup or you prefer kung pao chicken, these jokes will have you laughing so hard, your fortune cookie might just predict a stomach ache from all the laughter.
So buckle up and get ready for a bao-tiful time with these 50+ funny jokes about Chinese food!
Funny Jokes About Chinese Food
Why did the wonton ask for a raise? Because it was feeling low mein.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the moo shu pork?
Why did the fortune cookie writer get fired? They kept making ominous predictions.
What do you call a Chinese restaurant where everyone only orders lo mein? A noodle house.
How do you greet a Chinese chef? Wok-hey!
How do you know if a Chinese restaurant is good? It has a lot of happy woks.
Why did the egg roll get in trouble with the law? It was breaking wonton laws.
What do you call a group of people eating dim sum? A dumpling gang.
Why did the crab rangoon refuse to go out with the chicken lo mein? It was afraid of being in a questionable combination.
What do you call a Chinese takeout box with the ability to fly? A wokken drone.
Why did the sweet and sour sauce break up with the General Tso’s chicken? They were too saucy.
Why did the beef with broccoli get a promotion? Because it had a stake in the company.
How do you know if a Chinese chef is anxious? They have wok-itis.
What do you call a slumbering egg roll? A spring snooze.
Why did the vegetarian order fried rice? They wanted to show veggies can be fried.
What do you tell a cow who wants to visit a Chinese restaurant? Get moo-shu pork ASAP.
Why did the fried rice break up with the chow mein? They were too similar, and didn’t want to stir fry things up.
What do you call a Chinese chef who’s always late? Szechuan slow.
What do you call someone who sneezes while eating Chinese food? A wokaholic.
Why did the Chinese restaurant get a bad review? The critic said the noodles were less than egg-citing.
Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Why did the egg roll down the hill? Because it was egg-cited to be in your tummy.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the fortune cookie blush? It saw the dessert menu.
What do you call a Chinese take-out restaurant that serves only roast beef? Wok and Awe.
How can you tell if a Chinese restaurant has a secret menu? You have to know the wonton password.
What is the most musical Chinese dish? Chopsticks Concerto.
What is a Chinese vampire’s favorite food? Fried necks.
Why do Chinese people use chopsticks? To keep their fingers clean.
Why did the Chinese man go to the eye doctor? He was having wok-eye.
What do you call a cat that likes Chinese dumplings? Meow Wonton.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it was too tired to kumquat.
Why aren’t Chinese people good at bowling? They kept eating the spare.
Why did the dumpling feel left out? Because nobody would potstick around with it.
Why did the Chinese chef cry? Because he had lost his wok and couldn’t find it anywhere.
What do you call an angry Asian restaurant owner? A stir-fryer.
How many Chinese cooks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but the bulb will have to be minced first.
Why did the egg roll leave the party early? Because it was fried to a crisp.
What do you serve a Chinese lion for breakfast? Wonton Don’ts.
Why is a Chinese restaurant a good place to meet ghosts? Because it has a lot of wok-ing spirits.
Up to You!
So, there you have it!
50+ hilarious jokes about Chinese food that are sure to leave you in stitches.
Whether you’re a fan of dim sum or prefer General Tso’s chicken, there’s something here for everyone.
So the next time you order takeout from your favorite Chinese restaurant, remember these jokes and have a good laugh with your friends.
Who knows, maybe you’ll even start to appreciate the fortune cookies a little more!
Keep the laughs coming, and don’t forget to share these jokes with your fellow foodies.
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