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50+ Dark Jokes About Food

Hey there, foodie!

Are you ready to sink your teeth into some twisted humor?

We’ve cooked up a batch of 50+ dark jokes about food that will have you laughing until your stomach aches (or maybe that’s just the indigestion).

From puns that will make you groan to morbid one-liners that will leave you feeling guilty for chuckling, these jokes toe the line between delicious and disturbing.

Grab a snack (maybe not a tuna sandwich) and get ready to indulge in some seriously sick humor.

Bon appetit!

Dark Jokes About Food

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw what was in the soup.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a pizza? I don’t fuck my pizza before I eat it.

My wife gave birth to a food baby yesterday. I’m not sure if I should be disgusted or impressed.

What do you call a group of cannibals eating a clown? A happy meal.

How many calories does it take to feed a starving village? Not as many as you’d think; they’re pretty efficient at sharing.

What’s the difference between a bowl of Lucky Charms and a baby? I don’t jerk off into my Lucky Charms before I eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it could be done.

What did the cannibal say to the missionary? I’ve got my eye on you.

Did you hear about the guy who ate his own foot? He was foot-loose and fancy-free.

What’s the difference between a fat man and a zombie? One’s full of brains, the other’s just full of brawn.

Why did the burger go to jail? It was caught beefing.

Why don’t ants get fat? They’re really good at portion control.

I went to a restaurant that served ghosts. It was a little otherworldly.

Why do cannibals prefer elderly people? They’re more tender.

What did the slice of bread say to the knife? You’re cutting me deep.

If you’re what you eat, then I’m fast, cheap, and greasy.

If you smoke after sex, then you should try cooking before. It’s much more satisfying.

What’s the difference between a potato and a human baby? The potato doesn’t scream when you peel it.

Why do people from Texas love deep-fried food? Because they’re always on the hunt for the perfect heart attack.

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

The cannibal ordered a pizza with everyone on it.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.

What do you get when you cross a burger and a priest? A holy hamburger.

I asked the chef to make me something spooky for Halloween. So he started scaring the soup.

How do you make stew? You start with a good corpse and work your way up.

What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I’ve never had a lentil on my face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the KFC.

My microwave told me a joke about popcorn, but it was too corny.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.

How do you know if someone is vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!

How do you make a fruit salad? Slice it really thin and add salt and pepper. Voila, tomato soup!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What do you call a donut with a PhD? A dough-ctor.

I saw a sign for a gluten-free bakery the other day. It said breadless love.

Why don’t vegetarians like to eat alone? They get lonely without a broccoli.

What’s the difference between a potato and a human? Humans won’t turn into French fries if you slice them and fry them.

Why did the tomato turn bright red? It was blushing at the thought of being eaten.

I ate a microwave meal for dinner last night. It tasted like my ex-girlfriend’s cooking โ€“ cold and emotionless.

Why did the cannibal go to the coffee shop? He wanted to try a fleshly brewed cup of joe.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can’t pee soup.

What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays? Nun.

What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn’t scream in the oven.

Why did the sushi break up with the rice? He wanted more space to himself.

What do you call a nun in a blender? Holy guacamole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the grave on the other side.

What do you call an apple pie that has been attacked by zombies? A brain pie.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What’s the difference between a hot dog and a dead cat? You can’t eat a hot dog with a fork.

What’s the difference between a fat chick and a meatball? Nothing, they’re both round and tasty.

Why did the chef cook his vegetables alive? He wanted them to scream for mercy.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable and a finger? A vegan who can’t count.

What did the lettuce say to the tomato? Let us go find some dressing.

What do you call a cheese that is not your cheese? Nacho cheese.

Why did the chicken want to cross the road blindfolded? To get to the other side without seeing the slaughterhouse.

Why did the bread go to the therapist? Because it has a lot of crumbs and insecurities.

Why did the potato break up with the onion? It was a mashed relationship.

What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers? Kids will eat the boogers first.

What’s the difference between your mother and a crockpot? The crockpot doesn’t nag you or your friends to eat more.

Up to You!

Well, congratulations!

You’ve made it to the end of 50+ dark jokes about food.

Your stomach may be growling, but your sense of humor is fully satisfied.

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, even if it’s twisted and macabre at times.

So go ahead and lick your wounds, er, fingers, and indulge in some morbidly delicious food humor.

And if anyone asks why you’re laughing while cooking dinner, just tell them it’s your secret ingredient.

Bon appetit!

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