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50+ Dad Jokes About The Rain

Hey you there, don’t let the rain bring you down!

Instead, let’s make it rain dad jokes.

After all, what better way to lighten the mood on a dreary day than with a good old fashioned pun?

Get ready for a deluge of laughter, because we’ve got 50+ dad jokes about the rain that are guaranteed to make you smile.

So grab your umbrella and let’s get started!

Dad Jokes About The Rain

Why did the raindrop cross the road? To get to the other cloud.

Why does rain never go hungry? Because it always has showers.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the rain? Because they make everything wet.

What do you call a rainy day in the desert? A mirage.

Where do raindrops go to get a drink? To the nearest bar.

Why did the man bring a ladder to the rain? To climb up and touch the clouds.

What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.

What does one raindrop say to the other raindrop? Two’s company, but three’s a cloud.

Why don’t ducks like to play in the rain? They always wear their raincoats.

Why did the umbrella break up with the raincoat? Because it was too clingy.

What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas.

How does a barber cut the ocean’s hair? With a water comb and a little bit of shampoo.

What do you call a fish that is out of water and in the rain? Wet behind the ears.

How do you catch a squirrel on a rainy day? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why did the rain go to art school? To learn how to make water colors.

What do you call a rainy day in the tropics? Wet and wild.

How does thunder make a phone call? With a long-distance bolt of lightning.

Why did the rain apologize? Because it mist the neighborhood.

What did the rain say to the ailing flower bed? Re-leaf me, please!

Why don’t they have a Fourth of July parade in the rain? Because fireworks are afraid of getting wet.

Why did the raindrop go to the gym? To get a little thunder.

How does a raindrop make up its mind? It just goes with the flow.

What do you call a rainy day with a frog in it? A toadally wet day!

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, but three’s a cloud.

Why don’t vampires like the rain? It dampens their spirits.

Why do cows wear raincoats? To protect their calves from moo-dy weather.

What did one raindrop say to the other after they fell out of a huge thunderstorm? We’d better get back together, otherwise it’ll be hail that breaks loose.

What does one raindrop say to the other? My plop is bigger than yours.

Why was the math book sad when it went out into the rain? It had too many problems.

What time is it when it starts raining cats and dogs? Time to go inside.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a rainstorm? Wet snow.

Why was the raincoat unhappy? Because it was wet behind the ears.

Why do ducks love rainy days? Because they love to quack up.

Why did the owl stay out in the rain? He didn’t give a hoot.

Why did the scarecrow put a raincoat on? Because he wanted to stay dry and hay-py.

What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.

What did the umbrella say to the hat? Nothing, it just waved.

Why do vampires always carry an umbrella? Because rain dissolves their capes.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants when it rained? In case he got a hole in one.

What happens when the clouds can’t sleep? They become a little storm-clouds.

Did you hear about the restaurant that only serves food when it’s raining? It’s called an umbrella-tarian eatery.

I wanted to go jogging, but it was raining cats and dogs. So I decided to stay inside and just throw words around instead.

Why are raindrops always a fashion accessory? Because they come in a variety of styles and sizes!

I asked my son if he was prepared for the rain today. He replied, No, I’m not umbrella ready.

What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!

I used to work in a raincoat factory but I was caught stealing, so they gave me the boot.

Why do umbrellas dislike going to concerts? Because they always end up with bad seats!

What do you call a rainy day in the tropics? Jungle showers!

Why did the cloud get arrested? For causing a dew process!

A raindrop is a tear from God, that’s why it always takes longer to wash it off your windshield.

My kids always say let’s make it rain! when they find money. I say, Sorry kids, it’s not in the forecast today!

What do you call a weatherman who keeps telling jokes about the rain? A stand-up meteorologist!

How does a pirate keep his hair dry during a storm? With a barrrrr-rain coverrrrrr!

Why does the rain always make a mess on the ground? Because it has no sense of puddle-ness!

Why do some people still think it rains cats and dogs? Because they never listened to their weather cat-ion!

I was going to tell you a joke about the rain, but I think it’s a bit under the weather.

What did the weatherman say to the broken umbrella? Looks like you’re in for a rough breakdown.

Why do people hate dancing in the rain? Because it’s always a wash!

What happened when the rain met the road? It created a splashy reunion!

Why do rainbows always wear shiny clothes? Because they’re always looking for some light rain!

Up to You!


You made it to the end of our 50+ dad jokes about the rain.

We hope that you’ve had a few good laughs, maybe even a groan or two.

Remember, a little bit of rain doesn’t have to put a damper on your day.

Keep these jokes in your back pocket and let them pour out at the right moment.

Who knows, you might just make someone’s day brighter.

Don’t let the rain get you down, keep your spirits high and your jokes even higher.

Until our next joke session, stay dry and keep on joking!

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