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50+ Dad Jokes About Spring

Hey there, buddy!

The season of blooming buds, chirping birds, and warm sunshine is back – Yep, we’re talking about Spring season!

Nothing screams warmer days and good vibes like Dad Jokes, right?

So, get ready to chuckle and groan your way through an array of hilariously punny quips with our ultimate collection of 50+ dad jokes about Spring.

Trust us, it’s going to be sp-leaf-did!

Dad Jokes About Spring

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing spring up.

Why was the math book sad in spring? Because it had too many problems.

Why do bees hum in spring? Because they don’t know the words.

What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards in spring? A receding hare line!

Why do birds fly south in spring? Because it’s too far to walk.

Why did the banana go to the doctor in spring? Because it had a-peel.

Why do bees have sticky hair in spring? Because they use honey combs.

Why don’t oysters give to charity in spring? Because they’re shellfish!

Why did the bicycle fall over in spring? Because it was two-tired.

What do you call a goat that sings in spring? Billy Idol.

Why did the snail take up running in spring? Because it wanted to leave a trail!

What’s the difference between spring and a poorly written book? You can’t put the spring book down.

Why did the spider go to the beach in spring? To make a sand-web!

Why did the frog join the chorus in spring? Because it had a great croak.

What do you call a bee in spring? Bumblebee-lieve!

Why did the catnip plant blush in spring? Because it saw the cat’s eyes.

Why did the gardener plant a clock in spring? He wanted to have thyme on his hands!

Why did the bear wear a necktie in spring? Because it was a (polar) tie!

What do you get when you cross a carrot and a tulip in spring? A bouquet of vegetables?

Why did the farmer plant a dollar bill in spring? Because he wanted to grow rich!

Why was the bee confused on the first day of spring? Because he couldn’t differentiate between the flowers and the weeds!

What do you call a pile of cats in the spring? A meowtain.

Did you hear about the duck with a spring in his step? It was because he was so quackers about the season!

What do you call a tree in the springtime? A spring-ling!

What do you get when you plant kisses in the spring? Tulips.

Why do bees hum in the spring? Because they can’t remember the words!

Did you hear about the bumblebee who declared bankruptcy in the spring? He had no buzzness.

How does the earth celebrate the arrival of spring? By throwing a planet party!

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament in the springtime? STREAMING.

What do you call a bear in the springtime? A bea-rill.

I tried to catch some fog earlier, but I mist.

Why do ducks love springtime? They can finally quack up the sun!

What do you call warm weather in the spring? Tulip temperatures.

Why do spring onions make bad public speakers? Because they can’t speak without crying.

Did you hear about the farmer who slept through spring? He was quite a late bloomer.

What did one flower say to the other on the first day of spring? What’s popping bud?

What kind of flower can be used to light a fire? A match-tulip.

Why did the gardener plant his bulbs too close together? He heard they like companies.

Did you hear the joke about the spring onion? Forget it, it’s a bit tearable.

Why does winter always leave so quickly? Because it gets a spring in its step!

Why did the flower go on a diet? Because it wanted to make a good impression on the spring blooms.

Why do trees like to spread their branches in the spring? Because it feels like they’re finally coming out of their shell.

What do you call a group of rabbits hopping around in the springtime? A buncha bunnies!

When is it safe to wear a Hawaiian shirt in the spring? It’s always safe, as long as you don’t mind being the butt of the jokes.

What’s the difference between spring and a trampoline? One bounces, the other springs!

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too cold to fly north in the spring!

How do you know when rain is coming in the spring? The clouds start to spring up!

What’s the difference between a gardener and a magician? One makes flowers bloom in the spring, the other makes rabbits spring out of their hats!

Why did the gardener talk to the tulips? Because he wanted to tulip an ear!

Why do bees love the springtime? Because they spring into action collecting pollen!

What did the baby chick say about the spring weather? It’s a little bit cheep!

Why is spring the perfect time to plant tomatoes? Because they love to sprout up in the warm soil!

What do you call a flower that’s really happy in the springtime? A peon-y on the bright side!

Why did the frog go on a diet in the spring? To slim down before the hopping season!

Why did the butterfly refuse to fly in the spring? It was wing-shy!

What do you call a group of bears waking up from hibernation in the spring? A honey spring party!

Why did the squirrel take up jogging in the springtime? To get a head spring on gathering nuts!

Why did the golf ball love the spring so much? Because it finally got to see some hole-in-ones!

What do you call it when a duck flaps its wings really fast in the springtime? A quack-tion replay!

Why did the farmer love the spring so much? Because it’s finally time to put a spring in his step and start planting!

Up to You!


You’ve made it through 50+ dad jokes about spring!

You’ve laughed, you’ve groaned, and maybe you’ve even rolled your eyes a time or two.

But one thing’s for sure: you’re now officially ready to take on the world of dad jokes with a spring in your step!

So go forth and make everyone’s day a little brighter with your newfound humor.

And who knows?

Maybe one day you’ll be the dad of all dad jokes!

Keep it punny, my friend.

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