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50+ Dad Jokes About Spring Time

Hey, you!

Spring has sprung, and you know what that means…time for some DAD JOKES!

That’s right, it’s time to tickle your funny bone with 50+ pun-tastic, knee-slapping jokes about everything from flowers to allergies.

Whether you’re a dad looking to up your comedy game or just in need of a good laugh, we’ve got you covered.

So put on your favorite pair of khaki shorts and get ready to chuckle your way through the season with these spring-themed dad jokes.

Dad Jokes About Spring Time

How does a tree get on the internet? It logs into its branch account!

What do you call a pile of cats in the springtime? A meowtain!

Why did the plant break up with its girlfriend? She was taking him for granite!

Did you hear about the lettuce that won the race? It was ahead of the rest!

Why do bees hum in the springtime? They forgot the words!

Why does a bird sing when it’s raining? To save the environment!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a springtime bunny? Frosty the Cotton-tail!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

How do flowers stay healthy? They don’t take them for granite!

What do you call a frog that’s a Springsteen fan? A Bruce Croaksteen!

What grows faster than a flower in the springtime? A rumor!

Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal!

Why do baby chicks love springtime? Because they get to peep their little heads off!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo in the springtime? Hoppy-go-lucky!

Why don’t oysters give away their pearls in the springtime? They’re shellfish!

Why do gardeners hate springtime? They’re always under the hoe!

What do you call a rogue bumblebee in the springtime? A buzzard!

Why did the bird wear a raincoat in the springtime? To stay dry as a feather!

Why did the bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What do you call a snail that makes its own path in the springtime? A trailblazer!

Why are frogs so happy in the springtime? Because they get to jump on the lily pad!

What do you call a grumpy flower? A pansy-tude!

Why do bees have sticky hair in the springtime? Because they use honeycombs!

What do you call a sheep that comes out in the spring? A lamb-in-ation!

Why did the cherry blossom tree break up with her boyfriend? He was a sap!

What do you call a duckling that loves springtime? A quack-tivator!

What do ants do in the springtime? They go to ant-outings!

Why do birds make bad detectives? They always tweet the evidence!

What do you call a garden gnome in the springtime? A lawn ranger!

Why did the bee refuse to go to the flower? He had pollen allergies!

What did the flower say to the bee? ‘Buzz off, you’re pollinating me!’

What do you call a springtime insect with a bad attitude? A bee-otch!

Why did the gardener wear two pairs of pants in the springtime? In case he pheasant-holes!

What do you call a group of baby lambs that love to play in the springtime? Bouncy-hoppers!

Why did the gardener quit his job in the springtime? It was just too much to rake!

What do you call a springtime spider that likes to knit? A web-weaver!

What do you call it when flowers argue? Petal pushers!

What do you call a springtime rodent that loves to plant flowers? A gerbil-nator!

Why did the snail draw a line across the sidewalk? He wanted to mark his snail-y spring!

What do you call a chicken that loves to sing in the springtime? A chick-a-dee-do!

Why did the frog cross the road in springtime? To get to the hoppin’ party!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards in the spring? A receding hareline.

What did the flower say to the bee in the springtime? Hey honey, want to pollenate this weekend?

Why does everyone love springtime in Paris? Because of all the Eiffel blossoms!

What do you call a group of lambs jumping over a fence in the springtime? A flocka-springa-jumppalooza!

How do you know it’s springtime in Alaska? The snowmen start to get nosebleeds.

Why don’t you ever see snakes in the spring? Because they always shed their winter skins.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a boomerang in the springtime? A hop-back.

What is a bunny’s favorite flower in the springtime? Hoppy-codils.

What did the tree say to the bird in the springtime? Leaf me alone, I’m blossoming!

How do you know you’re in springtime in New England? The Boston Red Sox are playing!

What is a frog’s favorite springtime game? Leapfrog.

What kind of springtime tea does a rabbit drink? Hip-TEA-hop.

Why don’t bees ever get the day off in the springtime? Because they’re always busy pollenating.

What is a caterpillar’s favorite thing to do in the springtime? Metamorphasize.

Why did the gardener wear a raincoat in the springtime? She wanted to seed-proof her outfit.

What is the best style of shoes to wear in the springtime? SNEAKers!

Why do birds always seem so happy in the springtime? Because winter is finally behind them.

What kind of trees don’t like springtime? Allerg-trees!

What did the farmer say to the cow in the springtime? It’s butter outside!

Up to You!

Well, congratulations, friend!

You made it to the end of our 50+ dad jokes about spring time.

Whether you laughed, groaned, or rolled your eyes, we hope you found something to brighten your day.

Spring may be fleeting, but these dad jokes are here to stay.

So go ahead, whip one out at the next family gathering or work meeting, and watch as people’s faces light up (or cringe in horror).

Remember, sometimes the best medicine is a good laugh, so keep these jokes handy and spread the joy of dad humor far and wide.

Until next time, keep on blooming, you pun-loving fool!

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