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50+ Dad Jokes About School

Hey, you know what’s “principal-ly” the best part of school?

The dad jokes, of course!

If you’re a dad or know one, then you might understand how addictive they can be, even when we’re all grown up.

So, whether you’re looking to give your kids some giggles on their way back to class or need some cheesy jokes to help you survive any school event, we’ve got you covered with our collection of 50+ dad jokes about school.

Get ready to groan, chuckle, and roll your eyes – just like your kids do when you tell them to clean their rooms.

Let’s dive in!

Dad Jokes About School

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why do they never serve donuts at high school? Because they’re always looking for a better hole.

Why did the geography teacher get lost? Because they couldn’t find their bearings.

Why did the English teacher send an email that was all caps? Because they wanted to shout out a punctuation mark.

Why did the history teacher go on a diet? They wanted to maintain a good curriculum.

Why couldn’t the bicycle go to school? Because it was two-tired.

Why did the student eat their homework? Because it was a piece of cake.

Why was the music teacher always in treble? Because their students were all off-key.

Why did the gym teacher hate algebra? Because they couldn’t make any sense of it.

Why did the librarian kick out the book? Because it was overdue.

Why do teachers always wear sunglasses at school? Because they need to grade exams without pupils.

What do you get when you mix a school and a zoo? Kidding aside, it’s chaos.

Why don’t they teach cowboys in school? Because they’d have to listen to a lot of horsing around.

Why did the student smuggle a compass into class? Because he wanted to get his bearings right.

Why don’t skeletons study math in school? Because they have their own alge-bones.

Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high levels of education.

Why did the chemistry teacher love cooking hamburgers? Because it was all about balancing their equation.

Why did the history teacher do well in the stock market? Because they knew all about the rise and fall of empires.

Why are notebook covers never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed with knowledge.

Why did the student get a job at the bakery after graduation? Because he wanted to earn some dough.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

What do you call a chicken that’s good at math? An egg-spert.

Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to split.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.

Why did the teacher wear a red shirt on the first day of school? Because she wanted to make a good first impression.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ‘Supplies!’

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.

What do you call a teacher who loves to go hiking? A trailblazer.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What did one wall say to the other wall at school? I’ll meet you at the corner.

Why can’t a bike stand up by itself? It’s two-tired.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What do you call a monkey in a suit? An ape-ril fool.

Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost Bite.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.

Why don’t dragons go to school? They already know how to fire breathe and eat knights.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What’s the best way to watch a flyover? From an airplane!

Why can’t you give a teacher an apple? Because it won’t pay the bills!

Why did the history teacher get in trouble? For trying to start a revolution!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite subject in school? Spine-algebra!

Why did the French teacher take a nap? She needed to re-verb.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed student and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion!

Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to peel out!

Why did the backpack get sent to the principal’s office? It was carrying too much weight!

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What did the librarian say to the teacher? I’m book-ed up!

Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To climb the social ladder!

Why did the science teacher break up with the English teacher? Because they had no chemistry!

What do you call a calculator that can’t add? A dumb-peter!

Why did the students cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Why did the music teacher get hit by a bus? Because he couldn’t get out of treble!

What do you call a teacher who’s always happy? Joyful!

What did the grape say to the teacher? I can’t concentrate on this lesson – I’m raisin’!

Why did the volleyball end up in detention? Because it kept serving food during class!

Up to You!

Well, there you have it – 50+ dad jokes about school that will make you laugh, groan, and maybe even roll your eyes.

Whether you’re a student, a teacher, or just someone looking for a good laugh, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.

So, go ahead and share them with your friends, your kids, or even your coworkers.

Just be prepared for the inevitable eye-rolls and groans.

After all, that’s the mark of a true dad joke!

Thanks for reading and happy laughing!

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