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50+ Dad Jokes About Rain

Hey there, rainy day warrior!

Feeling a little under the weather with all that precipitation outside?

Don’t fret, because we’ve got the perfect remedy to cheer you up.

Get ready to laugh so hard you’ll forget all about those soggy socks – we’ve compiled 50+ of the corniest, punniest, most cringeworthy dad jokes about rain that are sure to make your day a little brighter.

So grab your umbrella and let’s jump right into this downpour of hilarity!

Dad Jokes About Rain

Why did the rain go to the bank? To make a deposit!

What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you call it when it’s raining cats and dogs? A fur-ricane!

Why do cows like rain? Because it’s udderly refreshing!

How do you catch a squirrel in the rain? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the scarecrow wear sunglasses in the rain? To keep his eyes dry!

Why did the frog call his insurance company? His car got flooded!

What do you give a sick bird in the rain? Tweetment!

How do you know it’s raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle!

What do you call a rainy day in the desert? A sand-storm!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a rainstorm? A slush puddle!

Why did the sailor take an umbrella to the beach? He heard there was a chance of showers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants in the rain? In case he got a hole in one!

Why do fish choose to swim in the rain? Because they don’t like to be out of their water element for too long!

What do you call it when it starts raining bottle caps? The top is popping!

Why do vampires hate the rain? Their makeup drips!

Why did the man sell his umbrella? He wanted to make a rain-check!

What’s a pirate’s favorite rainy day activity? Finding the treasure at the end of the rainbow!

Why did the computer get cold in the rain? It left its Windows open!

Why did the scarecrow stay out in the rain? He wanted to be outstanding in his field.

How does a penguin build its house in the rain? Igloos it together.

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderpants.

I was going to tell you a joke about the rain, but I decided to hold off for a little drizzle.

Why do ducks always carry an umbrella? To help them waddle through the rain.

Did you hear about the math teacher who was caught in a rainstorm? She was counting the drops because she loves numbers.

What do you call a group of raindrops? A sprinkle.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the rain? They tend to make bad ions.

What did the raindrop say to the plant? Drop me a line sometime.

Why do rain clouds always wear dark glasses? They don’t want to be recognized.

What did the rain say to the ground? It’s been great pouring myself out to you.

How do you know if it’s raining cats and dogs outside? You step in a poodle.

What happened to the dog that chased his tail into the rain? He got a little behind in his work.

What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.

What’s the difference between rainwater and holy water? One is natural, and the other is made using a well.

Why don’t umbrellas like to go to music concerts? They always get a little piano.

What do you call a wet bear? A dribble bear.

I was going to tell you a joke about the rain, but I’m afraid it’ll be a bit washed out.

You know what they say about falling rain? It’s like bringing tears to the skies.

Can February March? No, but April May. (Okay, this one is not really about rain, but it’s a classic dad joke!)

Why did the computer go outside? To check if the forecast was correct Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

Why did the stormtrooper refuse to wear his raincoat? He didn’t want to turn into a force puddle!

Why does a duck wear a mask when it’s raining? To quack-safely!

How come the oceans never get angry during the rainy season? Because they’re going through a calm before the storm.

Why do people always get wet in the rainforest? Because that’s where the rain comes from!

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!

What does one raindrop say to the other raindrop before they’re about to merge? Water we waiting for?

Why did the umbrella go to art school? To brush up on its rain-pressions.

Why don’t penguins like rain? Because it makes their wings rusty!

How can you make a tissue dance? You put a little Rain in it!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the rain? Because they always make up a storm when they come together!

What does meteorologist say when he is tired of people asking if it’s going to rain today? He says Rain, rain, go away. Come again another…ah, who cares!

Why did the bicycle fall over in the rain? It was two-tired.

What do you call a group of raindrops that play music together? A shower band!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants while it was raining? In case he got a-hole-in-one.

Why don’t umbrellas like it when their owners sing in the rain? They don’t want to drown out their thoughts.

Why did the cheeseburger ignore the rainstorm warning? He thought it was just a blip on his radar-burger.

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to dance in the rain? A stormasaurus!

Why was the sunscreen scared of the rain? Because it was afraid of becoming a sun-drenched lotion.

Why don’t vampires like the rain? Because they don’t want to ruin their beautiful complexions.

Up to You!

Well, you made it through all 50+ dad jokes about rain!

Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone if you secretly laughed at a few of them.

After all, laughter is the best medicine, especially on a rainy day.

So next time you find yourself stuck inside during a storm, remember these jokes and share them with your family and friends.

Who knows, you might just brighten up someone’s day with a little bit of silly humor.

Until the next rainstorm, stay dry and keep those dad jokes coming!

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