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50+ Dad Jokes About Love

Hey there, lovebirds!

Are you ready for some cheesy and hilarious dad jokes that will make your heart skip a beat (or maybe just cringe a little)?

We’ve compiled a list of 50+ dad jokes about love that will make you fall in love all over again (or at least appreciate your significant other’s sense of humor).

From cheesy pickup lines to silly puns, get ready for a love-filled laugh fest!

Get ready to groan and giggle with these pun-tastic dad jokes.

Dad Jokes About Love

What do you call a fish that’s in love? A sweet hake!


Did you hear about the two antennae that fell in love? They got married in the spring.


I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.


Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.


Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Get it? Because I love you!


Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.


How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.


What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.


What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.


Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.


Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a sedan.


Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.


I told my wife she was average. She was mean!


How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.


Why was the basketball court always so hot? Because there were a lot of fans.


Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.


Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-imental creatures.


Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.


What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!


What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I love you berry much!


Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!


Why did the avocado break up with the melon? Because it couldn’talope!


What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!


Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date!


I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!


Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!


What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeño business!


Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!


Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!


I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands!


Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!


What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!


I was going to tell a joke about pizza, but it was a little cheesy!


Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!


I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.


Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!


I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands!


Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!


I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.


Why did the kangaroo break up with her boyfriend? He was always so hopless!


What do you call a bear that loves to dance? A love bear!


Why did the coffee file for divorce from its partner? They always brewed bad relationships!


What do you call a pickle that’s in love? Pickle me up!


Why did the broom get engaged? Her sweeper half finally swept her off her feet!


Why do roses make the best girlfriends? Because they’re always rosey and sweet!


Why did the tomato fail to propose to its lover? He was too saucy!


What do you call a toothbrush who’s deeply in love? A bristled lover!


Why did the e-book never got into a relationship? It was always so hard to find the right page!


Why did the candle propose to the light bulb? He was so enlightened!


Why did the otter break up with his girlfriend? She always otter good gift ideas!


Why did the baker fall in love with the cake? She was icing on the cake!


Why did the insect marriage fail? Because the antelope always bugged her!


What did the owl say to its beloved? Owl always love you!


Why did the astronaut propose to the planets? He was out of this world!


Why did the music system ask the speakers to marry? Because they were such a sound couple!


What did the shampoo say to its partner? I wash to be with you forever!


Why did the eraser fall in love with the pencil? She always wrote her wrongs!


Why did the computer ask the keyboard to marry? He always keys her busy!


What did the crab say to his lover? I’m shell-ebritant without you!


Up to You!

Well, congratulations!

You made it through all 50+ dad jokes about love.

Your pun tolerance has been tested and you’ve emerged victorious.

We hope you found these puns to be both cheesy and heart-warming at the same time.

After all, love doesn’t always have to be serious and romantic.

Sometimes, it’s just a good laugh that can keep the love going strong.

So go ahead and share these puns with your loved ones and spread the dad joke love!


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