Hey there, we see you’ve come to pay your respects to your loved one.
While you’re here, we have something to lighten the mood – 50+ dad jokes about death.
We know the topic may not sound like a barrel of laughs, but trust us, these jokes will have you dying, we mean, laughing!
So, come on in and let’s celebrate life the way dad would have wanted – with a good dose of humor.
Dad Jokes About Death
What do you call a skeleton that won’t leave you alone? A bone-dead guest!
I asked my dad how he wanted to be buried. He said, I don’t care as long as it doesn’t wake me up early.
How do you scare a skeleton? You bone up on your jokes!
My dad always wanted to be cremated, but I think he was a little too enthusiastic about it. He kept saying, I’m dying to be burnt!
What do you call a funeral where everyone is happy? A misplaced celebration!
My friend said he wanted to be buried in a coffin that looked like a sandwich. I asked him why, and he said he wanted to be submerged in his final resting place.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He didn’t have any body to go with!
Did you hear about the guy who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his cup.
My dad says he doesn’t want a funeral. He wants a roast. I told him he might be disappointed if we actually roast his body.
Why did the zombie go to the therapist? He was feeling dead inside.
I’m not saying my dad is forgetful, but every time he sees a hearse go by, he says, Whoa, that’s one long limo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the veil!
Did you hear about the guy who died from eating too many grapes? They found him in a raisin.
My dad always says funerals are so boring, they could put you to sleep. So I told him he’s going to be in for a surprise.
Why don’t ghosts use elevators? Because they lift their own spirits!
I asked my dad if he wanted to be buried or cremated. He said, Doesn’t matter. I’m already dead tired.
Why did the coffin go to the dance? Because it was dying to get down!
Did you hear about the guy who died from wearing too many belts? He was held for questioning.
My dad says he wants to live forever. I told him I don’t think people who say that really understand the concept of death.
What did the skeleton say to the bartender when he ordered a beer and a mop? I don’t have any body to clean it up.
Why did the mortician take up baking? He wanted to give his clients the best stiff upper crust.
Did you hear about the funeral director who went out of business? He just couldn’t coffin up the rent.
Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything including dead bodies.
Did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party? He had a bone to pick with the DJ.
Why do ghosts never go on diets? They’re already dead weight.
Why did the ghost take up knitting? He wanted to be the best in the navy – beige.
Did you hear about the cemetery on the moon? It’s the only place astronauts have a permanent resident.
Why are cemetery gates always closed? Because people are dying to get in.
How do you know if a cemetery is haunted? By the size of the coffins, one could tell it’s full of dead ends.
What do you call a graveyard full of cows? Moo-selum.
Why did the coffin break at the funeral? Because someone left the pallbearers off.
Did you hear about the zombie musician? He went from deadbeat to drum beat.
Why did the skeleton drop out of school? His grades were all bones, no marrow.
Why did the vampire hate the cemetery? It was too toothpicky of a setting.
How do mummies like their coffee? Decaffeinated, because they’ve been in a state of unrest for centuries.
Why did the ghost quit his job? He couldn’t handle the apparition deadlines.
What do you call a group of ghosts? Spirited away.
Did you hear about the ghost who couldn’t go to the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why did the fencer go to the graveyard? He wanted to foil the ghost’s plans.
What do you say to a skeleton who’s being hardheaded? Use your brain, it’s not like you’re going to lose it.
Up to You!
Well, there you have it!
You just made it through 50+ dad jokes about death and you’re still alive (for now).
Maybe you chuckled, maybe you groaned, or maybe you’re just shaking your head in disbelief.
Either way, you’ve got to admit that these death jokes were killer!
So next time you’re at a funeral or just feeling morbid, whip out one of these bad boys and watch as your friends and family roll their eyes in amusement.
Remember, laughter is the best medicine, even if it’s about death.
Keep them coming, dads!
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