Hey there love guru!
Are you ready to add some laughter to your romance?
Well, you’re in luck because we’ve got 50+ corny jokes about love that will make you chuckle, groan, and maybe even roll your eyes.
Whether you’re single, in a relationship, or somewhere in between, these punny one-liners and cheesy pick-up lines will have you feeling the love in a whole new way.
So sit back, grab your popcorn (corny jokes, get it?), and get ready to LOL with these hilarious jokes about love.
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Corny Jokes About Love
What did the grape say to the raisin? You raisin me up.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
What do you call a single bell pepper in a relationship? A jalapeño pepper đ
Why do melons have to get married in church? Because they cantaloupe without love.
Why can’t you take a nap during Valentine’s Day? Because you might sleep through Cupid’s arrow.
What did the pencil say to the paper on Valentine’s Day? I dot my i’s on you.
What did the cat say to her Valentine? You’re purrfect for me!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
How does a coffee show love? It espresso’s itself.
What did the bread say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter half.
Why did the banana break up with its partner? Because it couldn’t find a date for the peel.
What do you call a bear in love? A bear-y nice companion.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms of the opposite sex? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a love story with a happy ending? Fiction.
What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? You can count on me.
Why do ghosts always fall in love with each other? They’re just boo-tiful together.
What did the snail say to its partner? I’m stuck on you.
What do you call a fish in love? A ro-Mance.
What did one heartbeat say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I â„ïž You a lot.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did one flower say to the other? Youâre perfum-ely the best!
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
Why did the banana go on a date with the apple? Because it couldnât get a date with a nectarine!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Hallou-mi!
Whatâs the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a person whoâs in love? There is no difference because they both have the ability to bounce back!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite
Why did the book go to the doctor? Because it had a broken spine!
Why did the man run around his bed? To catch up on his sleep!
Whatâs the best way for a gorilla to see through a keyhole? With eyegorillas!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What did the coffee say to its creamer? Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey!
Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? Because she didn’t have a body to die for.
Why did the painter break up with his girlfriend? Because he was constantly sketching other people.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you say to a bee that wants to date you? Hive five!
What did the janitor say when he fell in love? Swept off my feet!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date with an apple.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don’t vampires go on vacation? They don’t want to get a bat tan.
How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call an alligator thatâs wearing a vest? An investigator.
What happens when a frogâs car breaks down? It gets toad away.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinnerâs on me!
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
Up to You!
Well, well, well, looks like you’ve made it to the end of these 50+ corny jokes about love.
Congratulations, you have officially achieved a new level of cheesy comedy.
Whether you laughed, rolled your eyes or cringed, one thing is for sure – love certainly makes us do some silly things.
But hey, it’s all worth it for that special someone, right?
So go ahead, share these pun-tastic jokes with your significant other and make them laugh (or groan) just like you did.
After all, a couple that laughs together, stays together!
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