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50+ Corny Dad Jokes About Spring

Hey there, sunshine!

Spring is finally here, bringing warmer weather, blooming flowers, and of course, the perfect opportunity for some corny dad jokes.

Get ready to laugh and roll your eyes with this list of 50+ hilarious (or maybe just plain terrible) spring-themed zingers that your dad would be proud of.

Whether you’re on a picnic, gardening, or just enjoying the great outdoors, these jokes will surely put a spring in your step.

So put on your best dad joke face and let’s get crackin’!

Corny Dad Jokes About Spring

Why did the tree feel lonely in spring? Because its friends were all in full bloom!

The grass is always greener in spring, but that’s just because it’s jealous of all the flowers.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint in the spring.

How does a worm greet his friends in spring? With a big, slimy hug!

Why did the flower feel bad about itself in spring? Because it couldn’t bounce back like the others.

Did you hear about the plant that won the math award? It had a spring in its stem!

Why did the lion refuse to go out in the spring? Because April showers bring May flowers.

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping through a field in spring? A hare-raising sight!

Why did the bird couple break up in spring? They were just nesting.

Why did the gardener wear a raincoat in the spring? Because he wanted to seed dry.

If winter is coming, spring garlic!

Did you hear about the spring that had a broken arm? It was no longer in season!

What did one spring say to the other? “Don’t be so Sappy.”

How does the wolf greet his neighbors in spring? With a how-wl-oooooo!

Why did the frog call his insurance company in the spring? He was in a car pond-icament.

Why did the tree feel sad in the spring? It couldn’t leaf its winter blues behind.

How are robins in the spring like politicians? They both promise a lot, but deliver very little.

What did the bee say to the flower in spring? “Hey, bud, how’s it pollen?”

What do you call a group of baby rabbits in the spring? A cute-ney of bunnies!

Why did the painter feel inspired in the spring? Because the season had really blossomed for him.

What do flowers say to each other in spring? What’s up, bud?

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What kind of weather do birds like best in spring? Tweet weather!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

How do you know when spring is here? Just look for the flipping birds!

Why was the broom late for spring cleaning? It swept in!

Why did the tree go on a blind date in spring? To get its roots done!

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!

What does the spring bring for a vegetarian? May-flower!

Why do cows wear bells in the springtime? Because their horns don’t work!

Why do bees hum in the spring? They don’t know the words to the song!

Why did the duck cross the road in the spring? To get to the other side of the puddle!

Why do flowers always smile in spring? Because it’s their time to blossom!

How does a baby chick greet its mom in the spring? With egg-citement!

Why do people wear rain coats in spring? To stay dry-dra-ted!

How can you tell it’s spring? The grass is riz and so has the price of gasoline!

What do you get if you cross a mushroom and a spring chicken? A fungi to be with!

Why did the frog call his insurance company in the spring? He had a jump in his car!

What do you call a group of bees in the spring? A hive mind!

What do you get when you mix rain and sunshine in spring? A rainbow with a silver lining!

Why did the chicken cross the road in the spring? To get to the other sunny side!

What do you call a wet, angry sock in spring? A spring-ted sock!

Why did the gardener plant his lettuce in spring? Because he couldn’t kale it anymore!

What did the bee say to the flower in spring? Hey bud, how’s it pollen?

Why did the leaf go to the doctor in spring? Because it turned over a new leaf!

What do you call it when a cow gives birth in spring? A baby moo-ve!

Why do birds always tweet in spring? Because the weather is chirp-y!

What did the snail say to the other snail in spring? I’m ready to spring into action!

What kind of music do flowers listen to in spring? Bee-sides!

Why do we always feel spring in our bones? Because it’s a time of re-bone-eration!

What do you call a bird that sings but can’t fly in spring? A bir-D spring choir!

Why don’t flowers like to tell jokes in spring? They always wilt away!

What did the bunny say when he finished his vegetable garden in spring? Lettuce celebrate!

Why did the river decide to take a break in spring? It needed a time to flow-er down!

Why did the tree go back to school in spring? To spring up on his knowledge!

What do you call a snail that can bounce in spring? A springtail!

What do you call a duck that’s excited for spring? A quack-tional duck!

Why did the sunflower go to see the doctor in spring? It was feeling a little pot-sick!

What do you call a donkey that can’t stop jumping in Spring? A jump-ass!

What did the flower say to the bee who pollinated it in spring? Thanks for making my day sun-shiny!

Up to You!

Well, well, well, looks like you’re all set for spring with these 50+ corny dad jokes!

Whether you’re trying to impress your kids, your friends or that cute gardener down the street, these jokes will surely plant a smile on their face.

Spring might be a time for new beginnings, but one thing’s for sure: dad jokes will never go out of style.

Let’s go out there and make the most of this season, one pun at a time!

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