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50+ Clean Jokes About Teachers

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Ready for a good laugh?

We know school might not always be the most exciting thing, but we’ve got a treat for you today.

Introducing: 50+ clean jokes about teachers!

From math class to history class, we’ve got all the puns and one-liners that’ll have you snickering at your desk.

So, whether you’re the class clown or the quiet kid in the back row, it’s time to put on your thinking cap and get ready to laugh.

Let’s dive in!

Clean Jokes About Teachers

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!


Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.


Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.


Why did the teacher bring a ladder to class? To reach the high expectations!


What do you call a teacher who only tells jokes? A class clown.


Why did the math teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.


Why did the teacher bring a broom to class? To sweep the students off their feet!


What do you call a teacher who doesn’t shower? A dirty cheat-er.


Why don’t teachers trust atoms? Because they make up everything!


Why don’t teachers like nature? Too many leaves.


Why did the teacher put her report card in the freezer? She wanted to freeze her grades.


How do you make an English teacher happy? Add an s to the end of their essay.


Why did the teacher cross the playground? To get to the other slide!


Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent.


Why did the teacher take a rope to school? She wanted to tie the subject together.


Why did the physics teacher break up with the history teacher? They had no future.


Why did the teacher take a chair to school? To support her lesson plans.


Why did the teacher wear a jumpsuit to class? She wanted to prepare her students for the next level.


Why did the teacher break up with the dictionary? They had their own definitions of love.


Why did the teacher lock her keys in the classroom? She wanted to test her students’ problem solving abilities.


Why did the math teacher love geometry? Because it was right up her alley!


What do you call a teacher who never stops singing? A hum-dinger!


Why did the English teacher go to the beach? To find a good novel!


Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright!


How do you know if a teacher is cold? She has a ruler down her pants!


Why did the science teacher turn down the thermostat? Because she wanted to get down to absolute zero!


Why did the music teacher go to the doctor? Because she had treble in her cleft!


Why did the social studies teacher become an architect? To build bridges across cultures!


What do you call a teacher who only teaches about pumpkins? A squash-er!


Why did the gym teacher quit her job? She just couldn’t handle the push-ups!


Why did the art teacher become a beekeeper? To teach her students about honeycombing!


Why did the history teacher switch to teaching only about the Wild West? She was on a cowboy kick!


What do you call a teacher who always forgets her lesson plans? A forget-me-not!


Why did the geometry class love the field trips to the zoo? They got to see the shape of the animals!


How does a teacher know if she’s legendary? She has a line of students a mile long!


Why did the science teacher go to the beach? To collect some sea shells!


What’s the best way to get attention in a classroom? By sitting in a squeaky chair!


What’s the difference between a bad teacher and a train wreck? You can’t help but watch a train wreck!


Why did the social studies teacher become a chef? To dish out some spicy cultural food!


Why did the music teacher prank her students by playing the same song over and over again? She was conducting an experiment on how long it would take for them to notice!


Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!


Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.


Why did the teacher cross the playground? To get to the other slide.


What did the teacher say to the UFO? Take me to your liter.


Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.


Why did the science teacher hang a horseshoe over her classroom door? To keep away germs (germs means germans but over here the assumption is that we are talking about biology)


Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!


What did one math book say to the other? I’ve got problems!


What did the history teacher say to the class? Can I have your attention, class? I’m about to make a lecture of myself.


What subject in school is also a tool? Ruler!!


Why did the teacher give the students a ruler? Because he wanted them to draw their own conclusions.


Why did the student go to the principal’s office? To give his teacher the day off.


What did the one diary say to the other diary? I’ve got a lot to write home about


Why did the principal call the teacher’s pet? He was feeling pretty bad and wanted to know if the teacher missed him.


Why did the school always give out detention on Friday afternoons? Because it was a flunk day.


Why did the school principal get an electrician to install a miniature golf course in his office? Because he wanted his own putting green.


What did the math book say to the other math book? I’ve got problems!


Why did the physics teacher break up with the psychology teacher? They had no common ground.


What did the janitor say when the teacher locked the door? The suspense is killing me!


Up to You!

Well, there you have it – 50+ clean jokes about teachers!

From chalkboards to detention, these jokes cover everything that makes teachers such hilarious creatures.

Whether you’re a student, a parent or a teacher yourself, we hope these jokes made you chuckle and brightened up your day.

Remember to share them with your fellow educators and spread the laughter across the classroom.

Who said learning couldn’t be fun?


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