Hey there, animal lover!
Are you ready to laugh your antlers off this holiday season?
We’ve got a sleigh-load of Christmas jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and get you in the holiday spirit.
From reindeer to polar bears, and everything in between, these animal-inspired jokes will have you roaring with laughter.
So grab a hot cocoa, curl up by the fire, and get ready to paws for some seriously hilarious jokes.
Let’s dive into our collection of 50+ Christmas jokes about animals!
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Christmas Jokes About Animals
Why did the reindeer cross the road? To get to the other sleigh.
Why do cats love Christmas trees? Because they’re purrfectly decorated.
Why did the turkey join a band? So he could play the drumstick.
What did the dog say to the Christmas tree? Pee on earth and goodwill towards all.
What do you call a camel with three humps at Christmas? Santa Claws.
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Moooooo-rry Christmas!
What do you call a sheep that sings? A woolly caroler.
What’s green, covered in tinsel and croaks? A mistle-toad.
What do you call a penguin in a red hat and scarf? Santarctic.
What’s a reindeer’s favorite subject in school? History, because they love Rudolph.
What did the grape say to the drunken reindeer? Rudolph the red-nosed wino.
Why did the sloth miss Christmas? He took a nap and overslept.
What did the fox say about the holiday season? I love how the snow brings out the wild in me.
What’s furry, has a cute button nose and loves to steal presents? A Christmas ferret.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite.
What did the bear say to the Christmas tree? Nice ornaments!
What do you call a reindeer that can juggle? Rudolph the red-nosed ringmaster.
What do cows say when they’re decorating for Christmas? Moo-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah!
Why is Santa’s sleigh powered by reindeer? Because horses can’t fly and elves can’t carry that much weight.
What do you call a Christmas tree that’s been decorated by a cat? A purr-fect festive tree.
Why did Rudolph go to school? To brush up on his deer spelling.
Why did the chicken cross the road on Christmas? To get to the other flock.
What do you give a sick bird for Christmas? Tweetment.
What do you call a reindeer with a fever? A hot doe.
Whatâs a snowmanâs favorite bird? A puffin.
What do reindeer eat for breakfast? Frosty Flakes.
What’s Santaâs favorite animal to pet? His ho-ho-horse.
Why is it hard to buy gifts for snakes? They don’t have arms to wrap them.
What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws.
What do you call a dog that loves Christmas? Santa Paws.
Whatâs a reindeerâs favorite movie? Deer Santa.
Whatâs the difference between Santaâs reindeer and a knight? One slays the dragon, the other drag’s the sleigh.
Why did the lion celebrate Christmas? He was in the âChristmas pawsâ.
What do you call a group of elephants singing Christmas carols? A herdmomony.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
What did the wise owl say to the Christmas tree? Whoooâs glad itâs Christmas?
What did the snow leopard say to the Christmas tree? Nice claws.
Why did the polar bear move to the South Pole? To avoid the Christmas fur-ror.
What did one hat say to the other hat on Christmas Day? You stay here, I’ll go on a-head.
Why did the koala put a star on top of the Christmas tree? Because he wanted to be a koala-fied tree topper.
Why did the reindeer cross the road? To get to the other sleigh.
What do you call a polar bear that loves Christmas? Santa Claws.
What do you call a cat’s Christmas card? A meowy Christmas.
What did the duck say to the bartender at the Christmas party? Put it on my bill.
Why did the dog wear a Christmas sweater? Because he wanted to stay pawsitive.
Why did the pig refuse to sing in the Christmas carol? He was hogging the microphone.
What does a sheep say at Christmas? Fleece Navidad.
What is a shark’s favorite Christmas carol? Jaws-t the Halls.
How do you know if Santa has been to your chicken coop? You have eggs-tra presents.
Why did the goat get a lump of coal in his stocking? He was a kid-naughty.
What do you get when you cross Rudolph with a gorilla? A red-nosed ape.
Why did the cat refuse to eat the Christmas wreath? He was worried about his fur-ballance.
How does a reindeer clean his antlers? With an antler-towel.
What do you call a bear that is always cold? A shivering polar bear-es.
What is a mouse’s favorite Christmas movie? It’s a Wonderful Rat.
Why did the turkey cross the road on Christmas Day? To get to the other stuffing.
What do you call a frog’s favorite Christmas present? A ribbiting surprise.
How do you know if your hamster is celebrating Christmas? He put up a tiny tree in his cage.
What do you call a llama that delivers Christmas presents? Llamanta Claus.
Why did the kangaroo hate Christmas shopping? It was a hoppy mess.
Up to You!
Well, look at you!
You made it to the end of this holly jolly list of Christmas jokes about animals!
We hope that these punny one-liners put a smile on your face and added a little bit of laughter to your holiday season.
Whether you’re snuggling up with your furry friend or spending time with your loved ones, remember to keep the holiday cheer alive with a good old-fashioned animal joke.
After all, nothing brings people together quite like a good paws in the conversation!
So go on, spread joy and merriment this Christmas and keep the animal puns coming.
Happy holidays, and don’t forget to fur-get the true meaning of Christmas — being jolly and having a good laugh!
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