Hey there, cheesy lover!
It’s time to spread some laughter and love with our 50+ hilarious cheese jokes about L-O-V-E.
Whether you’re single and ready to mingle or already in a committed relationship, these pun-tastic one-liners and cheesy pick-up lines will have you smiling from ear to ear.
Get ready to brie happy, because you’re in for a gouda time!
So grab your favorite snack and let’s get started with these sharp and cheddar-filled jokes.
Cheese Jokes About Love
Why did the cheese break up with the pepperoni? It was too cheesy.
What did the cheese say to the pizza dough? You had me at crust.
How do you know if a relationship is cheesy? When it’s all brie and no cheddar.
Why did the Parmesan cheese propose to the cheddar? It was a grate love affair.
How do you mend a broken heart? With a grilled cheese sandwich, of course.
Why did the feta cheese fall in love with the mozzarella? It was a match made in heaven.
What did the cheese say to the macaroni? You’re the mac to my cheese.
How did the Swiss cheese ask out the Gouda? With a cheesy pickup line, of course.
What did the cheese say to the bread? I loaf you.
How do you know if a couple is truly in love? They share their cheese.
Why did the cheese get married in a hurry? It was a case of love at first bite.
What do you call cheese that is always in love? Feta-mastic.
Why did the cheese ask for a second date? It was love at first taste.
How did the cheese try to impress the wine? By being sharp and mature.
What do you call a pair of cheesy lovers? A queso-dilla.
Why did the cheese call off the wedding? It was a curdled relationship.
How did the cheese propose to the baguette? With a ring of Camembert, of course.
What did the blue cheese say to the cheddar? You make me feel gouda.
How did the cheese express his love? He melted her heart.
What did the nacho cheese say to the tortilla chip? Let’s dip into love.
What did the cheese say to the macaroni? You make me melt with love!
Why did the cheese propose to the tomato? Because they were a match made in heaven!
What did the cheese say to the bread? I love you, slice by slice!
Why did the cheese ask the wine out on a date? Because it was a gouda match!
What did the cheese say to the butter? You are the bread to my sandwich and the butter to my biscuit, but most importantly, you are the cheese to my macaroni!
What do you call an omelet made with love? Feta-tastic!
Why did the cheese write a love letter? Because it wanted to express its curdled affection!
What did the cheese say to its lover? I’m so fondue of you!
What did the cheese say to its date? Let’s make a brie-lieveable love out of nothing at all!
Why did the cheese go on a blind date? It wanted to find its grate match!
What did the cheese say to the spinach? Let’s romaine together forever!
Why did the cheese break up with the cracker? They wanted different things in life and their love was just not spreading far enough!
What did the cheese say to the pepperoni? I want to be the gooey goodness between our love pie!
Why did the cheese go on a second date with the lettuce? Because it was a real Caesar-pleaser!
What did the cheese say to the mushroom? I want to be the cheesy filling in our love sandwich!
Why did the cheese go on a date with the hot dog? They both loved being wrapped in meat!
What did the cheese say to the avocado? I want to be the cheesy compliment to your guac-amole!
Why did the cheese ask the pickle to dance? It was feeling fresh and frisky!
What did the cheese say to the grape? I love you from my head cheeses down to my toes!
Why did the cheese say to the crème brulee? I’m most definitely fawn-dued of you!
How do you know if cheese is in love? It starts to get all mushy.
Why did the cheese go on a date? He wanted to brie with someone special.
How do you define a cheesy love? It’s a gouda feeling.
Why did the cheddar cheese fall in love with the pepper jack? It was love at first bite.
What did the cheese say to the bread on Valentine’s Day? I loaf you more than words can say.
Why did the Monterey Jack break up with the feta cheese? He thought she was too crumbly.
How do you make a cheese feel loved? You give it a fondue hug.
What do you call a cheesy pickup line? A queso line.
Why did the cheese propose to his girlfriend? He knew she was the one to cheddar his life with.
What do you call a cheese that’s in love with itself? Narcissistic ricotta.
How does cheese say I love you? With a big smelly Limburger kiss.
Why did the blue cheese break up with the Swiss cheese? He was too hole-y for her.
What do you call a cheese that’s heartbroken? Bleu-cheese.
What did the cheese say when he proposed to his girlfriend? Will you be my cheesy Valentine?
How do you know if a cheese is faithful to his partner? He always stays feta to her.
What do you call a cheese that’s falling in love? Andante amore.
Why did the mozzarella cheese fall in love with the pizza crust? He thought she was the sauciest thing he’d ever seen.
What did the cheese say to the wine on their anniversary? We may be getting older, but we only get cheddar with time.
How does cheese woo the apple after being together for so long? By brie-nging home a bouquet of flowers.
What did the cheese say to the bread after a romantic evening together? That was grate.
Up to You!
So there you have it, dear cheese lover!
50+ cheese jokes about love that will make you say “brie-lliant!” Whether you’re feeling gouda or havarti, these cheesy puns are sure to bring a smile to your face and maybe even a chuckle or two.
Love may be cheesy, but hey, that’s what makes it so delicious!
Keep spreading the cheesy love, and remember, when in doubt, just say “cheese!”
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