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50+ Cartoon Jokes About School

Hey you!

Yes, you, the one with the backpack and the pencil behind your ear.

Are you ready for some laughs?

Because we’ve got 50+ hilarious cartoon jokes about school that will make even the grumpiest teacher crack a smile.

From pun-tastic quips to silly scenarios, these jokes will have you rolling in the aisles…or at least giggling quietly to yourself in the back row.

So put down that textbook and get ready to take a break from the serious stuff.

It’s time to get silly!

Cartoon Jokes About School

What do you call a pencil that likes to tell jokes? A pun-cil.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because she had bright students!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t go to school? A dino-SORE.

How can you tell when a teacher is a vampire? When they start sucking the energy out of the classroom.

What do you call a principal who has a magical wand? A Hogwarts of a school principal!

Why did the textbook go to the doctor? Because it had a textbook case of writer’s block.

Why was the computer cold in class? It left its Windows open.

What do you call a student who is obsessed with physics? A teacher’s pet rocket scientist.

What did the English student say when they got a bad grade? This is un-English-able!

What did the scientist say when the teacher asked him why he was late to class? Sorry, I got lost in my own experiments.

What did one wall say to the other wall in class? I think we need to get together for a better education!

What do you call a student who is always asking for extra credit? A credit card!

Why did the chicken go to school? To get eggducation!

Why did the history teacher get angry at the clock? Because time kept marching on.

What do you get when you cross a science lab with a library? A quiet explosion of knowledge!

Why did the student eat their homework? It had too much fiber!

What do you call a tiny classroom? A small space for big minds!

What did the school say when the student got an F? We have to raise the bar.

Why did the geography book travel for free? Because it had a world of knowledge!

Why did the pencil get bad grades? It didn’t have a point

What do you get if you cross a pen with a calculator? A mathemagical solution to exam questions!

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One stops at stations, the other stations at stops!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a math test? Snowballs chance of passing!

Why did the cookie go to school? To become a smart cookie!

Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!

Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to become a-peel-ing!

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey bud, you’re growing up so fast!

Why is the letter A always scared? Because it’s always surrounded by B’s!

What’s the best way to study for a spelling test? Use your words!

Why did the geometry teacher break up with the algebra teacher? Because she found someone who can solve her problems!

Why did the music teacher send the note to the principal? Because the note wasn’t pitch perfect!

What do you call a school of fish that studies math? Calculeighties!

Why did the student wear sunglasses to school? Because their future was bright and they had to wear shades!

Why did the ghost go to school? To scare up some knowledge!

What do you call a book that’s a great teacher? A study-bible!

Why did the test-tube explode? It was getting too much homework!

Why did the fish go to school? To get better at reading their scales!

Why did the ruler go to school? To learn how to measure up!

Why did the teacher go to the beach during the school year? To teach the waves how to spell!

How did the math book break up with the history book? It said, You and I just don’t add up.

What do you get when you cross a fast-talking teacher and a lazy student? A rhetoric and a slacker!

Why did the chicken cross the schoolyard? To get to class on time!

How do you know if a school is haunted? By all the boo-k reports!

What do you call a class on making boats? Shipshapes!

Why did the science teacher break up with the English teacher? He found her language artsy-fartsy!

Why did the principal go on a diet? To fit into his new class act!

What did the pencil say to the eraser after school? You rub me the wrong way.

Why couldn’t the bicycle go to school? It was two-tired!

Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high C in music class!

Why did the student fail the math test on circles? Because he was going around in circles trying to study!

What do you get when you mix science with art? A drawing of a lab rat!

Why did the teacher always wear sunglasses to class? So he could keep an eye on his pupils!

What did the janitor say to the art teacher? Hey, you draw a pretty clean line!

Why couldn’t the student finish their drawing homework? They kept painting themselves into a corner!

What’s a ghost’s favorite subject? Hauntings and otherworldly th-ghosts!

What do you get when you cross a history buff with a gym rat? A student who’s always time-lifting!

Why did the student bring an umbrella to class? To keep dry and equations dry!

What did the student say when the teacher asked if they were cheating? We prefer to call it collaboration with the textbook.

Up to You!

Well, there you have it, dear reader!

You’ve made it through all 50+ of these school-themed cartoon jokes.

You might be feeling like you need a recess break after all that laughter!

Whether you’re a student, teacher, or just someone who remembers their school days, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.

So the next time you’re feeling stressed about school, just remember: laughter is the best medicine, especially when it comes to cartoon jokes!

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