Hey there, cheesy pun lover!
Are you ready to cheddar some laughs and brie happy with some dad jokes about cheese?
Look no further because we’ve got the ultimate selection of the cheesiest, gratest (oops, greatest) one-liners and wisecracks that are sure to make you melt with laughter.
Whether you’re a die-hard gouda fan, a blue cheese aficionado, or just a casual cheese-squeezer, we’ve got something for every type of cheesehead.
So get your crackers ready and prepare to say “Oh Feta me” to these 50+ best dad jokes about cheese!
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Best Dad Jokes About Cheese
Why did the cheese go to the doctor? It was feeling blue-veined.
What kind of cheese isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call a cheese that is not yours and not quite alone either? A provolonely.
How does cheese greet its friends? With a cheesy smile.
Why did the cheese break up with its girlfriend? She was too cheesy.
Why did the cheese maker always have a smile on his face? He was always cheddar-ing up.
What do you call cheese that isnāt yours? Stolen Brie.
How do you know if a cheese is a good actor? Itās really good at feta-king emotions.
Why did the cheese go to the art museum? To see the Monet Jack.
What do you get when you cross a cheese and a vegetable? A cauliflower-cotta cheese.
Why did the cheese check itself in to a hotel? To get some R&R.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments made of cheese? A cheesy band.
What do you say when you see a cheese wheel in the road? Brie careful!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours but you like it anyway? Gouda-nough.
What do you call cheese that’s gone off? Muenster cheese.
What happened to the cheese that went to the gym? It grated itself.
Why was the cheese afraid of using the internet? It was afraid of crackers.
Why did the cheese go to the hair salon? To get its curds styled.
How does a cheese say goodbye when it leaves a party? It says, see you, Cheddar!
Why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling blue.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cheese grater? Frostbite.
What did the mother cheese say to the baby cheese? You curd me.
How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even the cheese.
What did the cheese say to the mirror? Halloumi.
Why was the cheese afraid to leave the house? Because it had a case of pani-cotta.
What is a cheeseās least favorite day of the week? Bleu Monday.
What did the cheese say to the bartender? Make me one with everything.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the cheese dressing.
How do you know if a cheese has a sense of humor? It’s got a good-provolone smile.
Why don’t they serve cheese in space? Because it’s Milky Way too dangerous.
How do you make a grilled cheese sandwich at a pig’s house? Use ham.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi-self!
What do you call cheese that is not your own? Nacho cheese!
Why did the cheese tell a joke to the sandwich? Because it wanted to see its reaction.
How did the cheese make it to the top of the hill? It curdled all the way up.
How does cheese greet people in France? With a brie-lliant smile.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even the cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie was everywhere!
Why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling blue!
Whatās the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a cheese sandwich? Oneās a fashion faux-pas, the otherās a feta pas!
Why did the cheese get a tattoo? To make itself more mature!
I donāt trust people who donāt like cheese. Theyāre probably pro-valone!
Have you heard about the cheese that saved the day? It was a grate hero!
Did you hear about the cheese that was addicted to gambling? It loved to play brie-ngo!
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Hallou-mi-nate me!
Whatās the most threatening type of cheese? Kraken-brie!
What happened when the cheese joined Tinder? It got lots of cheesy pick-up lines!
Why did the cheese take a selfie? For its insta-grate!
How do you greet a cheese farmer? Gouda morrrning!
What do you call a cheese that isnāt yours? Nacho cheese!
Did you hear that joke about the Swiss cheese? Itās full of holes!
Why donāt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including the cheese!
Why did the cheese start meditating? It was trying to find its inner pea cheese!
Did you hear about the cheese that got a job at a pet store? It was a cheetah!
What kind of cheese is not a cheese? A pizza cheese!
What did the cheese say when it was asked to leave the party? āI guess Iām just too gouda for youā¦ā
What do you call cheese thatās not yours? NACHO CHEESE!
Up to You!
Well, there you have it!
You’re now officially armed with the cheesiest arsenal of dad jokes that will have your loved ones rolling their eyes and laughing out loud.
From gouda to brie, our 50+ best cheese-related puns are guaranteed to make any situation better (and, of course, cheesier).
So go ahead, spread the cheesy goodness and watch your family and friends melt with laughter.
Remember, in the end, it’s not just about the cheese, it’s about the hilarity that comes with it.
So why did the cheese go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little blue!
Okay, we’ll stop now.
But seriously, don’t be afraid to let your cheesy side shine.
Your loved ones will thank you for it!
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