Hey there!
Looking to unleash your inner dad-joke master and impress your friends with some animal puns?
Well, look no further!
We’ve scoured the internet and gathered the 50+ best dad jokes about our furry and feathered friends that are sure to make you laugh (or cringe).
So, brace yourself for some wild humor and get ready to roar with laughter as we take a walk on the punny side.
It’s time to paws for a moment and have some fun with these animal-tastic jokes!
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Best Dad Jokes About Animals
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
How do you know if a giraffe is in your fridge? You can see its neck marks on the butter.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An inVESTigator.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of mice.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What do you call an ant that’s been shrunken? A Pico de Ante.
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? It barked with de-light.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? Irrelephant.
What do you call a sheep that sings karaoke? A ewe-nique.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to Colonel Sanders from beyond the grave.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why did the monkey cross the road? To get to the banana stand on the other side.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat.
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words to the song.
What do you call a bear that has no ears? B.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a little shellfish.
What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of mice.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
Why did the duck cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
How do you know if a snail is angry? It leaves a snail trail of excrement everywhere.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a Rottweiler? A hare-wheiler!
Why was the lion so happy? Because he finally got a main squeeze.
What do cows like to do for fun? Go to the moo-vies.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What’s faster a snail or a pig? The Pig–it’s bacon.
What do you call a group of peacocks staring at a wall? A flock block.
What do you call an alligator in a Tuxedo? An elegant rep-tail.
What did the wolf say after a successful hunt? “I’m paw-sitively wolftastic!”
What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee? It made him too jumpy.
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
Up to You!
So, there you have it, dear reader!
You’ve just discovered the 50+ best dad jokes about animals.
We hope you’ve had a whale of a time laughing yourself hoarse – whether you’re a lion about to hit your paw on the ground in a fit of laughter, or a horse neighing uncontrollably.
Because, let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good animal pun?
Whether you’re a seasoned dad-joke-teller or a newbie, these jokes are sure to make you the mane attraction at any social gathering.
So go forth, my friend, and make the world a funnier place, one corny joke at a time.
Or, if all else fails, just remember – never trust an atom…
they make up everything!
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