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50+ Bad Jokes About Spring

Hey there, sunshine!

With blooming flowers and chirping birds, spring is undoubtedly a time to lighten up and chuckle a bit.

But instead of the usual cheesy puns and dad jokes, we’ve rounded up 50+ (yes, you read that right) bad jokes about spring that’ll make you groan, cringe and possibly regret your decision to keep on reading.

Ready to embarrass yourself with a snort-laugh or two?

Let’s get into it!

Bad Jokes About Spring

Why did the bird refuse to sing in spring? It couldn’t find its tweet-spot!

Why did the tree go on a diet in spring? It wanted to have a slim-branch figure.

Why is spring the shortest season? Because it always flies by with a bee-line to summer.

Why did the spring chicken cross the road? To get to the sunny side of life.

What did the flower say to the bee in spring? Can you bee-leaf how beautiful I am?

Why did the snowman get depressed in spring? It started to melt down.

Why did the frog avoid spring work? Because it kept jumping to conclusions.

Why did the comedian fail in spring? He had no spring in his step.

How can you tell if a tree is happy in spring? It’s always branching out.

Why did the farmer plant so much in spring? He wanted to see his crops spring into action.

Why did the athlete lose in spring? He was always playing catch-up.

Why did the tortoise speed up in spring? It wanted to shell-abrate the season.

What do you call a sheep in spring? A wooly flower.

Why did the bee go on vacation in spring? To take a pollination break.

Why did the gardener refuse to work in spring? He was seeding his options.

Why did the snail get hungry in spring? It was on a slow-grow diet.

Why is spring cleaning a bad idea? Because it always leaves you hung out to dry.

Why did the caterpillar feel lost in spring? It wasn’t sure which way was butterfly.

Why did the ant fail in spring? It couldn’t find its way back to the picnic.

Why did spring break up with winter? It needed some space to bloom.

Why do bees have sticky hair in the spring? Because they use honeycombs.

What do you call a pile of leaves in the spring? Spring cleaning leftovers!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself in the spring? It was two-tired.

Why did the bird cross the street in the spring? To get to the other side of the green light.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit in the spring? Hoppy Easter!

Why do ants always ruin picnics in the spring? They’re party poopers.

Why was the math book sad in the spring? It had too many problems.

How does a tree get onto the internet in the spring? It logs on!

Why do cows wear bells in the spring? Because their horns don’t work!

How do flowers stay in touch in the spring? They send one another tulips.

Why did the gardener use spring water? Because he didn’t want to fall for bottled water.

Why do gardeners always make mistakes in the spring? It’s a seed and error process.

What do you get when you mix spring and autumn? Sprautumn!

Why can’t basketball be played in the spring? Because the court’s always full of pansies!

Why do chickens love springtime? Because it’s egg-stra special!

How do you know when it’s springtime for a bird? When it’s chick-a-dee-dee-dee outside!

Why did the snowman want to move to the beach in the spring? He was tired of all the cold, flaky friends he had.

Why don’t insects play baseball in the spring? They’re too busy bugging out.

Why did the skeleton enjoy the spring weather? He could finally step out of the freezing tomb.

Why was the calendar afraid to go to the beach in the spring? It was worried about getting sunburned!

Spring has finally sprung! Too bad the only thing it’s bringing is allergies and high pollen counts.

Spring is all about renewal, which is why I’ll be renewing my Netflix subscription and binge-watching all season.

The only thing worse than spring cleaning is not doing it and living in a dusty, cluttered house all season.

Spring is like a box of chocolates…you never know what kind of weather you’re going to get.

Flowers blooming and birds chirping? More like hay fever and obnoxious early-morning bird noise.

Spring break is the perfect time to relax and recharge…before the stress of finals kicks in.

Did you hear about the gardener who lost all his plants in the spring frost? He was left with a bunch of cold cuts.

Spring is when the sun comes out and the birds start singing…just to wake you up early on the weekends.

Spring showers may bring May flowers, but they also bring muddy shoes and wet hair.

The only thing worse than early daylight savings time is forgetting to set your clocks and showing up an hour late to everything.

Spring is the perfect time to start a garden…unless you have a black thumb like me and kill every plant you touch.

You know what they say about March winds? They’re just Mother Nature’s way of punishing us for all the bad dad jokes we tell.

Spring fever? More like spring flu- I’m stockpiling tissues and cold medicine just in case.

Did you hear about the pun competition at the botanical garden? It was a tulip victory.

Spring cleaning is a great way to declutter your life and make space for all the new junk you’re going to accumulate over the summer.

Spring weather is like a bad Tinder date…it’s hot one minute, cold the next, and you never know what to expect.

Why did the bee have a rough spring? He couldn’t find his pollen-talenty.

Ah, spring…when the grass is green, the flowers are blooming, and my allergies are in full swing.

Did you hear about the farmer who was so excited for spring? He wet his plants.

Spring is here, which means it’s time to put away your winter coat and start worrying about swimsuit season. Joy.

Up to You!

So, there you have it – 50+ bad jokes about spring that will make you groan, laugh, and question your sense of humor.

While some may have been a bit *too* bad, we hope you’ve found a few gems that will bring a smile to your face this season.

Don’t worry, if you didn’t like any of them, we promise to leaf you alone.

But seriously, we hope you have a bloomin’ good time this spring!

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