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50+ Bad Jokes About Snow

Hey, you snow lover/hater!

If you’re here, it means you’re either ready to embrace or totally sick of winter by now.

But don’t worry, we’re not here to debate the merits of snow.

Nope, we’re here to bring you nothing but joy and laughter with 50+ of the worst (read: best) snow-related jokes out there.

So grab a warm drink, cozy up under a blanket, and get ready for some seriously cheesy puns and corny one-liners that will have you giggling like a snowman shaking its booty.

Let’s go!

Bad Jokes About Snow

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because he knew he was going to melt.


How do you make a snowman sad? Tell him he has a short life span.


Why don’t snowmen ever have children? They are all male and can’t reproduce.


Why did the snowman go to the gym? To get a six-pack.


Why are snowmen bad storytellers? They always start from the top.


What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.


Why don’t scientists study snowflakes? Because they always flake out.


What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.


What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!


Why was the snowman so happy? Because the snowblower was coming.


What do snowmen use to keep their houses warm? An ice heater.


Why did the snowman call his dog? Because he had a snow-bone to pick.


How do you know if a snowman is happy? He’s chillin’.


Why don’t snowmen ever get in trouble with the law? Because they always have a cool head.


Why don’t snowmen ever get sick? Because they have a cold resistance.


Why don’t snowmen ever go on vacation? They don’t want to leave their snow-home.


Why did the snowman stop listening to music? He found out he had no soul.


What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose and a blue hat? Frosty the Smurf-man.


Why did the snowman struggle to find a date? Because he was always cold-hearted.


What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost Bite!


What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!


Why did the snowman refuse to marry the snowwoman? He was too flaky!


Why do snowmen always wear hats? To keep their heads from melting!


What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!


What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!


Why did the snowman cross the road? To get to the snow cone stand!


How do snowmen travel from place to place? By icicle!


What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A melty-melt!


Why do snowmen never take vacations? They’re afraid of getting a slush fund!


What do you call a snowman with a broken arm? A snow cast!


What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!


What do you call a group of snowmen singing together? A chill-harmony!


Why are snowmen great at studying math? They know how to carry an icicle!


Why don’t snowmen ever get cold? They have a warm heart… and no veins!


What do you call a snowman’s girlfriend? His snowbunny!


How do snowmen ride motorcycles? By staying frosty!


Why don’t snowmen ever win board games? They always melt under pressure!


What do you call a snowman with a pizza? An icy slice!


Why did the snowman go to the doctor? He had a terrible case of the frostbites!


How do you make a snowman smile? You give him a warm hug!


I tried to make a snowman, but all I could come up with was a four-foot-tall mound of disappointment.


Why did the snowman retire? He was already frost-bitten.


What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.


What did the sled say to the snowman? I just can’t stand how cool you are!


What does a snowy owl say when it snows? Hoot-toot, this blizzard is a hoot!


How do snowmen stay warm? They go indoor snow bowling!


Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a carrot nose? He was tired of people calling him runny.


What does the Abominable Snowman say when he’s happy? I’m a bummer, sorry, I mean a hod-diti-ho!


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite, the vampire snowman!


Why do snowflakes hate snowmen? Because every time they’re around, someone loses a limb.


What did the snowman say when he got a job at the convenience store? I’m looking for a good mobile freezer to make my way to the top shelf.


What did one snowflake say to the other snowflake? You’re snowflaked now!


What do you call a snowman who just won the lottery? Rich the White.


Why did the penguin cross the road in the snow? To get to the igloo across the pond.


Did you hear the rumor about the snowman who fell in love with the heater? He’s got snowman’s land in his heart!


How do you know it’s time to go home on a snowy day? When you walk through the door and all the snowflakes give you a warm embrace.


Why was the snowman in the Arctic Circle so cold? He was freezing his human-sized butt off.


Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Snow the Wise? He melted in five seconds flat.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a bird? Chill, the winter warbler.


What did the snow say to the snowman when it snowed? Hey man, don’t flake out on me!


Up to You!

So, there you have it – 50+ terrible jokes about snow.

We hope you didn’t slip up too much with all the knee-slappers!

If you’re feeling a little frosty towards us for subjecting you to these chilly punchlines, just remember: the only thing worse than these jokes is shoveling your driveway after a heavy snowfall.

Stay warm out there!

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