Hey there, student!
Are you ready to cringe, laugh, and possibly roll your eyes?
We’ve got 50+ of the worst dad jokes all about school.
Get ready for puns that are so bad, they’ll make you want to quit school altogether (but please don’t actually do that).
From cheesy math jokes to corny science quips, we’ve got it all.
So get ready to groan and let’s dive into these dad jokes!
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Bad Dad Jokes About School
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? The teacher woke them up.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why did the music teacher introduce a drumstick to the class? To have a banging lesson.
Why did the pencil get bad grades? Because it didn’t have a point.
Why did the teacher break up with the graphing calculator? Because it had too many curves.
Why was the broom late for class? It swept in.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
Why did the geography teacher break up with the history teacher? Because there was no future in the past.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because it’s always spotted.
Why did the principal hire a gardener? To give the students a fresh perspective.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Why did the school bully do his math homework? He wanted to multiply his problems.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
I told my wife a joke about a pencil, but it had no point.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why did the student take a ladder to school? To reach the high notes.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her class was so bright.
Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
Why don’t some couples go to school dances? Because they’ve already experienced the prom-ance.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? Because she wanted to reach the high notes.
Why did the pencil get a detention? Because it wrote all over the test!
Why don’t math teachers go on vacation? Because they’re always solving problems!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why was the teacher cross-eyed? Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
Why did the frog do well in school? Because he was always a toadally awesome student!
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to school? Because he had no body to go with!
What did the math book say to the calculator? You can count on me!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her class was too bright!
Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to peel math problems!
What did the one math book say to the other math book? I’ve got problems!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the cowboy go to school? To learn how to round-up numbers!
Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why did the teacher wear red shoes to school? Because they were running shoes!
Why couldn’t the bicycle go to school? Because it was two tired!
Up to You!
So there you have it, 50+ cringe-worthy, face-palm inducing, bad dad jokes about school.
Whether you’re a student, a parent, or a teacher, we hope these jokes brought a little laughter to your day.
We know they may not have had you rolling on the floor, but hey, at least they were “punny” enough to make you groan.
Don’t worry, we’ll spare you any more jokes for now, but if you need a good dad joke fix, just remember to “study” up on your jokes.
Thanks for reading!
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