Hey there cheese lover, are you looking for some cheesy humor to brighten up your day?
Well, you’ve come to the right place because we’ve got a whole bunch of bad dad jokes about cheese that are guaranteed to make you groan and maybe even crack a smile.
So grab your favorite cheese, get comfy, and get ready for some ridiculously cheesy puns that’ll give you a good chuckle and maybe even make you roll your eyes.
Let’s dive in!
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Bad Dad Jokes About Cheese
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
Why did the cheese fail his driver’s test? He couldn’t pass the curd.
What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a horse? Mascarpone.
Why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because he felt blue.
What do you call an alligator in a vest made of cheese? An investigator.
Why did the cheese refuse to leave the house? He was feeling too grated.
What kind of cheese can you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
How do you know if a cheese is shy? It’s always curdling in the corner.
Why did the cheese get in trouble with the law? He was caught milk smuggling.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Aged cheddar.
Why was the cheese afraid of the dark? It was afraid of the monster under the bed created by its own shadow.
What do you call a cheese that is always singing? Brie-oncé.
Why did the cheeseburgers break up? They couldn’t ketchup to each other.
How do you make a cheese sandwich? Grill it!
Why did the cheese refuse to attend the party? It was too sharp for the event.
Why did the cheese decide not to jump out of the fridge? It realized that it was crackers.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Feta heartbroken.
Why did the cheese go on a diet? It was cheddarly obese.
What do you call a cheese that tells jokes? A pun-ter.
Why did the cheese go on vacation? To get away from the rind.
Why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even cheese!
What do you call an owl that loves cheese? A cheesy bird.
Why did the cheese have a bad haircut? Because it needed to be grated.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? I’m looking gouda, baby!
Why wasn’t the cheese allowed to cross the road? Because it grated on everyone’s nerves.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! Cheese, I mean, please don’t moo at me.
What do you call an explosion at a cheese factory? De-brie.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the cheese say Hello to the grape? Because it wanted to be friendly!
What do you call a cheesy magic spell? Abracadabra-brie!
Why did the cheese refuse to take a picture? It was too cheesy.
Why was the cheese so scared? Because it was surrounded by mice!
What kind of cheese is made backwards? Edam!
What do you call a pirate who loves cheese? A ‘cheddarrrgh’!
Why did the cheese get so mad? Because it was grated without consent.
What did the cheese say to the tomato? You’re a-peeling!
Why don’t ghosts like to eat cheese? Because it’s booooooooo-ring!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours and has a face? A mac & PEEPS
What did the cheese say when it pulled a prank? That was a muenster joke!
Why did the cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!
How do you make nacho cheese cry? You grate it.
Why did the cheese get a job as an elevator? Because it was Gouda at lifting things up!
What happened when the cheese factory exploded? There was de-brie everywhere!
How do you make a Swiss cheese dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the cheese decide to take an art class? It wanted to be more cultured!
What did the cheese name his pet snake? Parmesan!
Why did the cheese go skydiving? For the thrill of the Cheddar!
How do you get a cheese astronaut to Earth? You GrAvIt-ate him!
What do you call it when cheese has a midlife crisis? A curd-le!
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi-nation!
Why did the cheese refuse to participate in the talent show? It was too Gouda for that!
Why did the cheese go to the doctor? It was feeling blue!
What type of cheese is made backwards? Ned Flanders cheese – edam!
Why did the cheese go to a nightclub? It wanted to brie-lax!
What do you call a piece of cheese that isn’t yours? A NaCheddar!
What did the cheese say when the refrigerator door was closed? I can’t brie-lieve this!
What did the cheese use to go on vacation? A cheese board!
What’s a cheese’s favorite instrument? The piccawhat!
Why did the cheese family have to move to a new house? Their cottage had expired!
Up to You!
Congratulations!
You made it through all 50+ bad dad jokes about cheese.
We’re sure you’re feeling extra cheesy after all those laughs.
Remember, these jokes may have been cheesy, but they were also grate.
So why not spread the laughter and share them with your friends?
And if they groan and roll their eyes, just tell them, “that’s nacho problem.” Keep the puns coming, dads!
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